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Big Blunkett 

Combination of "David Blunkett" and "Big Brother" (from Orwell's 1984, not the trashy TV show!), to illustrate the fact that Blunkett wants us all tagged, DNA profiled, ID'd and watched by surveillance cameras at all times, because of the bogeymen of "illegal immigration", "terrorism", and "benefit fraud".
"Big Blunkett's not satisfied that the UK already has 10% of the world's surveillance cameras, so he's set a 5 year plan and another target to top this"
Big Blunkett by Stoatman August 21, 2004
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Randy Blankenship

Many know Randy Blankenship as a stellar football coach and role model. Basing his techniques and playing type off of the famous Alabama Football Program, he has led numerous different teams to numerous league titles.

Some of his most noteable quotes are:
“It all comes down to, what do you want”
“So what, now what”
“See that black bag over there? Bring it here”
Randy Blankenship led his football team to a league championship last season.
Randy Blankenship by Placer September 12, 2018

Joe Blanke Half

A full beer that is poured after the request or stated they only want a half of a beer.

Generally used as a means to increase the length of good times and to further inebriate the recipient.
Hey, barkeep, can I have a half of a beer?

Sure, here’s a Joe Blanke Half *hands customer a full beer*
Fans of Blake Michael on social networks such as Twitter, or Facebook.
After watching Lemonade Mouth...I'm totally a Blakette now!!!

blanketivity 

the tendency to attract and/or hog all of the blankets during sleep.
I was freezing all night because my wife has an extremely high blanketivity.
blanketivity by SykoSam February 20, 2009

BlakeTarget 

a cool ass nigga who makes fire ass music and does bum stuff with SkottWalmart
Yo Is That Amazing Rapper And Producer BlakeTarget?
Yeah! I Think It Is!
BlakeTarget by BlakeTargetOfficial January 3, 2021

pigs in blankets

Chipolata sausages wrapped in bacon.. Also known in the UK as Devils on horseback.. Usually eaten at Christmas
On christmas day we had Pigs In Blankets with lunch...