Virginia blanket

A Virginia blanket is another name for someone who sleeps all day

That guy is being a Virginia blanket rn

by Boneless soda October 18, 2025

The bad blanket

A nut blanket. Where u sexually orgasm and wipe your butt on.

“Dad put that blanket down it’s the Bad Blanket”
“No I don’t wash that blanket it’s my Bad blanket”

by Lesean McCoy December 18, 2025

Beads & Blankets

This can refer to several things depending on the context it is said.

1) Aboriginal tibe of people " clothing" / regalia

2) North American Indian meditation "shawl" (for winter climate)

3) Aboriginal Land settlement deal

4) Bad trade deal where the target recieved far less than value.

You try to fuck me like this? I didn't even get Beads & Blankets. Where are my beads & blankets?

by Modern Women December 23, 2025

Beads & Blankets

Beads and blankets this is a great honor and highly significant in our culture.

However, in modern times this is not necessary, we prefer a more symbolic payment, of coins, representing beads and, bills or dollars representing Blankets.

Money, such as coins and bills, is a highly symbolic of Beads & Blankets, and a most honorable proposition.

by Modern Women December 23, 2025

Blanket friend

A close platonic friend that provides a sense of security and warmth. A comfy person to be around. Used in a non-romantic and non-sexual way.

Mica is my blanket friend they make me feel better when tired or depressed. They are comfort and security.

by Kirbey March 29, 2023

Reeses blanket

The Reeese Blanket is a blanket used to "clean up" after a good time in the bedroom by yourself.

Person 1: Hey nice Reeses Blanket.
Person 2: Probably shouldn't touch that

by Hotdoglover4592 July 19, 2024

Pigs in a blanket

The act in which a person sticks their toes (little piggies) in a person's foreskin

Last night was great man, Sarah and I put her pigs in a blanket, and she gave me a dirty sanchez!

by TheSilencer 416 July 25, 2024