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asshole

A person, male of course who is just a total headwrecker. Likes to flirt around
with pretty girsl and then tell all their male collegues at work that you approached them!! and they weren't interested.And on top of that are arrogant, rude and totally self-centered
the guy who sits next to me at work
by haileybop June 21, 2005
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Ashole

Someone who gets ash from a cigarette on you.
John: Dude i'm not an ashtray, quit being an ashole.
by Highena September 10, 2010
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facebook asshole

Someone who is constantly posting/linking mean stuff on your facebook wall.
Guy 1: Did you see that mean stuff that chick wrote on my facebook wall?
Guy 2: Yeah man, what a facebook asshole.
Guy 1: Yeah dude, I bet she eats a lot of hot lunch
by ididyourmom6969 January 25, 2011
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assholery

The art of being an asshole without actually getting beat up for it. In fact, people like you more for being good at it. There are only so many people that can pull this off, and no two ever exist in the same room at the same time. The very nature of assholery negates itself in such a situation.
Dude, Tucker is a master of assholery. He's rude as hell, but everyone loves him.
by Tyler Lake August 25, 2007
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Crotch Rocket Asshole

Crotch Rocket Asshole believes that they own the road (which is directly contrary to Mustang Asshole), and have the fastest bike on the planet. Crotch Rocket Asshole weaves in and out of traffic, ignoring every traffic law that every other citizen has to obey. Crotch Rocket Asshole often pops wheelies in the middle of the street, which (I guess) only impresses Crotch Rocket Asshole’s underage girlfriend.

Crotch Rocket asshole is easily identifiable. Besides the obvious bike identification, Crotch Rocket Asshole often wears a gay leather jacket and pants combo that color match their bike, and often has a gay rubber Mohawk attached on top of their helmet. In reality, Crotch Rocket Asshole would never have the balls to sport a REAL mohawk in a million years. Crappy, faded, tribal armband and/or barb wire tattoos often adorn Crotch Rocket Asshole’s arm.

Crotch Rocket Asshole often uses their bike as their Facebook or MySpace profile image, in the slim hopes that some desperate female will dig the bike, and ignore the downsides of Crotch Rocket Asshole (namely the fact that the bike is their only means of transportation).

One can only hope that Crotch Rocket Asshole gets the shit beat out of them by Harley Rider.

See Cigarette Asshole and Lottery Ticket asshole for other possible “asshole” personality combinations.
Stan: "Crotch Rocket Asshole passed me up on the road today doing 90 in a school zone while popping a wheelie"

Ted: "I bet you were driving in front of a high school, wern't you?"

Stan: "Yeah, how did you know THAT?"

Ted: "30-year old Crotch Rocket Asshole was showing off and scamming for babes."
by mad genius December 7, 2010
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Complete Fucking Asshole

Someone much more than an incredible jerk. Someone much like Satan. A very dangerous and intensely fucking evil person.

Signals that someones an asshole (Very dangerous, avoid these people):
#1 Someone/Some people who laughs at you.
#1.1 Someone/Some people who STILL laughs at you after you snapped and went to the Childrens/Adults hospital over 5 times.
#1.2 Someone/Some people who STILL laughs at you while/when you just been Physically/Verbally abused.
#2 Someone/Some people who fuck up your mental health.
Ex.#1: Lots of people are Complete Fucking Assholes.
Ex.#2: A little 13 girl named Suzie Witherspoon, and a little 15 boy named Thomas Witherspoon were obviously brother & sister. One day a big, fat, ugly bully/popular bastard guy named Earl Evans in their school, Spread a/some rumor(s) about them all over New Brunswick (where they lived)!! Everywhere they went most people laughed at them inside their vehicles. 2 years later they were both found dead by suicide under the polluted-with-human-shit river.
by Caitlin13579 October 12, 2008
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a barrel full of smashed assholes

This is a piratical reference to booty or plunder. The gold and silver coins looted during raids were minted in the likeness of Kings, Queens, and other nobility and aristocracy. A derogatory reference to the nobility and its wealth, each coin representing the "asshole" who had his picture "smashed" onto the surface.
"Now bend an ear you scurvy dogs and listen close, there's a barrel full of smashed assholes on board yon vessel and we'll be taken all of it 'for nights end, whores and rum for months to come me boys."
by Aug February 16, 2007
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