silly jim

when you pop a boner and fart at the same time
yo no way bro i can't belive you cracked a silly jim out on that 3 way with kelly last night!!
by sheep.boners April 22, 2016
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Jim-ferior

Anyone, or anything, that you would personally describe to be inferior to someone named Jim....Who consequently, may, or may not, be your former stepfather, and/or a cop.

The context in which this word may occur includes, but is not limited to, any subject or physical object....or it could be a word used to replace inferior at any time....In a Fifa 11 soundtrack song, for example.
"Until the philosophy which holds one race
Superior and another inferior/Jim-Ferior
Is finally and permanently discredited and abandoned
Oh, everywhere is war, say war"
by Ziggymundi February 10, 2011
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Jim Morrison

Living Dionysus who made himself a modern poet.
Jim Morrison is a god.
by Theladyoutthere February 01, 2022
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Jim Dear

In the film Lady and the Tramp, Lady thinks her human companions are named "Darling" and "Jim Dear."

also, a nickname I really like (:
Jim Dear, won't you come have dinner with me?

Jim Dear, you know I love you.
by Shaney70934 January 21, 2013
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screwin the slim jim

Another phrase for wanking a particularly long, thin willy. bashing the bishop spanking the monkey five knuckle shuffle
Randy: Mom get out of my room.
Randy's Mother: Okay honey, just don't go back to screwin the slim jim.
by mcapuano42 February 26, 2016
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Big Jim

The legend, the BBQ God, the party entertainment. That one person who is the reason a party comes together, some sort of myth
I was going to go to the party but no Big Jim present... It's an early night for me
by Samdel567 July 30, 2017
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Big Jim

Big Jim is the kind of guy that they call a gentle giant... Unless provoked. Once provoked he can be a force to be reckoned with. He defends the weak and loves to embarrass "bullies". He will become a stone cold killer if you harm anything he loves, but most of the time he's the type of friend anyone would be proud to have. All women want him and all men want to BE him. He's ALWAYS over 6'3" and nearly 300lbs. of muscle. He's strong in ways most men can only dream of. He's a natural born leader with the ability to get things done. He's highly intelligent and quick witted. He's very capable of complex problem solving and you can guarantee results when he's placed on task. In closing, he's a true "Man's Man" that is a shining example to all men everywhere.
Random person #1) I don't know how we'll ever get this done in time!!
Random person #2) Let's call Big Jim he can do anything!!
by TheJuggernaut71 September 13, 2022
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