Randy's Furniture

To insert wood into a female's "furniture."

Guy 1: Haha, you work at Randy's Furniture?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: You don't get the joke?
Guy 2: Oh I do now, leldankmeme.

by lengthiestwarfare April 3, 2015

Randy's Girl

A girl that your friend thinks is hot, but in fact, is ugly.

Friend: Yo dude! That girl is hot!
You: Nah dude, she's a Randy's girl!

by Jrand October 22, 2015

Randy's Hammer

When you let somebody's grandma fart on you while she watches you take a shit behind a dumpster in the back of a Denver Denny's. Afterwords you wipe your ass with soggy used napkins found in said dumpster, and stick them on the dumpster to form a Z shape. This indicates that Zoro was here.

Black Steve: Yo Jim I hooked up with that G-Milf I met at K-Mart the other day, and we decided to go out after for some of Randy's Hammer.
Jim: Ayo dats hasapudawuda mang.
Black Steve: Word.

by 1500Percent February 21, 2011

Randy's donuts

Iconic small donut shop in inglewood ca. Located on manchester avdi just west of the 405 freeway. A perfect example of emblematic architecture. The donuts inside the drive thru shop are fine. But the main attraction is the concrete donut on the roof with the nat of the shop proudly emblazoned for all to see.its claim to fame is it can be seen briefly in the opening scenes of John landis 1985 movie "into the night"starring Jeff goldblum and Michelle feiffer.

I have to secure location rights and liability disclaimers for Randy's donuts 6 months before we start shooting the movie.

by 4realazitgits March 21, 2021

Randy's wife

An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Can be a substitute for the proverbial "your mom is...." jib, as your mom has since lost the title of the fattest known entity in the known universe to Randy's wife.

Randy's wife is so fat she has her own gravitational pull

by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024

Randy's wife

An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Randy's wife can and shall be the substitute for the proverbial "your mom is so fat..." joke as your mom has thus lost the title for the single fattest entity in the known universe.

Randy's wife is so fat, the flies she attracts need jet assistance to achieve escape velocity

by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024

Randy's Penis

The greatest penis to make fun of and joke about

Hey Kev, I took a shower last night and Randy's Penis was inscribed on the mirror.

Kevin heard Randy's Penis slapping the walls of his wife's pussy while Kevin was going downstairs for a midnight snack.

Kevin struck Randy's Penis with his oddesy putter while Randy was about to putt.

by All Axcess Landscaping December 30, 2024