Table 1

adjective (Table 1'ed)
Used to describe the act of providing a dominant, complete, and masterful retort

After tolerating a few minutes of heckling from an intoxicated patron, the comedian Table 1'ed the heckler, which caused him to leave in shame.

by CommonConnection March 26, 2021

1 december

Its friend hug day!!
Give your friends a hug

Be kind tho them!

*1 december*
Me: *gives a hug
Friend: omg!! Love you!
Me: love you to <3

by Emmmm_ November 22, 2021

December 1

Today is the end of No Nut November (NNN) meaning that it is the start of Destroy Dick December (DDD). So go cum in your girl.

Dain: Yo it’s December 1.

Ruker: Damn you better go cum in ur girl.

Catherine: Alr bet.

by Dain is the best November 29, 2021

#1 Cock

Jacob Hawley

fuck you jacob hawley, you are the #1 Cock

by Soggy Pants February 19, 2020

#1 Simp

Somebody that completely neglects hanging with the boys to go get some Coochie. If they are the #1 simp then they miss out with the squad and dont even get any coochie no matter the effort they put in.

Yo he missed the game to go to prom with this thot. He’s the #1 simp.

by ISeeAllSimps February 21, 2020

bd-1

The wholesome robot in Star Wars:Jedi Fallen Order is a cinnamon roll and a good droid

Man, bd-1 is a good friend

by XWingGriffin June 11, 2020

August 1

the day you're gonna feel single, cause thats national gf day which means everybody is gonna be posting their gf's and you're gonna be sitting there in your room looking at everybody's stories crying.

calender: august 1st

everybody: posts their gf
you: cry because you're single

by funnyluv:-) August 1, 2022