tonch

Penile flatulence, is an emission or expulsion of air from the penis that may occur during or after sexual intercourse or (less often) during other sexual acts, stretching or exercise. ...

a dick-fart.

(male version of a queef)

"Dude, I was masturbating and halfway through, I totally tonched."

"You fuckin' tonch!"

"Go tonch somewhere else."

"I queefed out tonch."

by TIGERnorris March 20, 2010

soft touch

the act of manual stimulation, sometimes oral sex, by a provider at a massage parlor... think happy ending

My masseuse really earned her tip with that soft touch!

by ginneed June 7, 2011

Titty Touch November

The Month Of November Is The Month Of Titty Touching And Nipple Grabbing.In November Everybody Gets Free Passes To Grab Tittys And Nipples.

Imma grab Kaylas Titty I can get in trouble because its Titty Touch November

by ThemonthMan October 3, 2019

National touch your dad day

Touch your dad anywhere 😉😉 Only on may 5th

I touched my dad on his thing on national touch your dad day on may 5th only

by National rape your dad day May 4, 2020

Don't Touch My Ankles

Wearing pants or jeans in a way that they don't reach all the way down to the ankle. Usually worn by nerds who don't have long pants. A shorter version of the phrase is Don't T

Nerd: "My mom made me iron my pants, now I look so cool without wrinkly pants."
Joc: "Seriously dude! You're wearing don't touch my ankles, LMAO!"

by 0mikey0 July 17, 2009

torchan

Torchan is like dark web 4chan, except for like........ illegal stuff.

>have you ever been on torchan?
<never heard of it
> I spent a good 5 minutes on it and read hitmen requests as well as requests for human flesh

by anonymous March 10, 2021

Touch Pad Finger

The medical condition where the tip of your index finger gets sore as the result of hours of use on a laptop computer touchpad. Often caused by surfing porn, Facebook, and Craigslist.

Anyone have a mouse? I'm getting Touch Pad Finger

by tpf November 29, 2010