Those are my mother's books!

As seen in the movie Casino:

1. A poorly-crafted attempt to divert suspicion, despite obvious guilt.

2. Attempting to flee a bad situation with an ill-conceived method of escape.

"Little Craps figures--very nice, thank you very much, Mr. Piscano..."
"Those are my mother's books!"

by cDubs October 16, 2016

Thorsten

Thorsten is the name for a boy who will probably be the most amazing person you will ever meet in your life. He is really intelligent, funny, sweet, caring, has beautiful eyes, dresses to kill, and will make you feel like you are the luckiest person on the face of the planet. However, watch out. You may lose track of time just sitting in his bed cuddling for hours. If you meet a Thorsten, consider yourself the luckiest person on the face of the planet. That, and he's an amazing kisser.

That boy is so amazing. he must be a Thorsten.

by realpenguin January 5, 2017

thot air balloon

When a man farts in a woman’s vagina until her stomach becomes bloated. Once stomach expansion is complete, the man quickly shoves a shoelace/string into her ass, allowing her to resemble a hot air balloon.

Bro!! I hooked up with the dirtiest hoe ever last night! She kept begging to be a thot air balloon but I was to nervous to fart.

by Skipman M.D. December 10, 2017

thomas cooley

nigga that is bent and not straight he licks rapists giant nobs and grasses up every fucker going, has pheasant on Thursday.

hes a thomas cooley

by sc-elliehunt2004 February 9, 2018

Thomas Face

Someone that has a face that resembles Thomas the tank engine.

Girl 1: “ I slept with this guy last night, but I don’t think it’s going anywhere because he totally had Thomas face.”

by J.Mimz May 11, 2018

Thobe

An ankle-length robe with long sleeves worn by some Arab men.

Today I will wear a thobe

by Neflibata August 30, 2018

Thotus Begoness

A magical set of words only to be uttered in certain situations of life and death. Other such marvelous phrases include beatus meatus and fetus deletus. Remember this phrase to protect yourself.

As the circle of thots enclosed themselves on him, Harry yelled ferociously, "THOTUS BEGONESS!". An explosion rang out to be heard in all directions, but when the dust cleared Harry was the only one standing within a 2 mile radius.

by Thicc_Chungus_69_420 April 11, 2019