what a tear

A sarcastic why of saying something is sad

Joe didn’t invite me to his party, what a tear.

by Dankone December 09, 2023

Skid Tears

Tears of a script kiddie. These are the people who troll hacker forums. They are bored and threaten to boot other people offline with the scripts they find on pastebin. They often go to other forums and beg for help to get the script working. Often they'll beg their parents for money for an extra VPS to run the scripts on. They generally commit suicide within a year of becoming a skid.

"i promise not to be a dumb skid"
If they say that they are a dumb skid, and cry skid tears when they cant get into the pentagram

by uwumaster69_420 May 13, 2020

Dry Tear

When you are stricken by so much grief that your body physically cant produce any tears

Man: Its a shame my grandmother died, i was so sad I let out a Dry Tear

by Chalk on April 19, 2019

Rhinestone Tears

Fake tears that are usually cried by compulsive liars.

A: *Cries* I'm sorry!
B: Your Rhinestone Tears won't fool me again!

by Sai-Chan May 19, 2021

Tift Tear

When you are shaving your pubes with a razor blade and accidentally cut the skin under the penis shaft where is connects to the top of ball sack

Get me some liquid bandage, I just caused a tift tear

by DavidinMiami October 11, 2016

depression tear

When your cry out of depression. You're a depression tear.

"Nathan is a depression tear"

"Yea he's always crying"

by Hiimsadybutlitty December 11, 2017

tear rolling down my thigh

your girl js came nd it rolled down her thighs.

x: insert shirtless pic
y: there's a tear rolling down my thigh

by luvvkim May 01, 2024