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Quarter-Tard

One who is similar to a half-tard but has even less retard blood in their system. They can almost always function normally in society, and only fall prey to their heritage once in a while (usually one time a month). Quarter is to represent 1/4 of retard blood, so in reality they are 3/4 smart. It is the closest possible to being non-tarded that those with retard blood can get. The opposite is a full-tard
Guy 1: "Whoa. Did you hear? Dan got his nipples pierced!"
Guy 2: "Fuck. What a goddamn quarter-tard."
Guy 1: "Aye."
by Johnny Rustic February 4, 2006
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spandex-tard

Cyclists who wear spandex and use traffic lanes instead of the readily available and perfectly paved bike trails in every major city.
Bob: hey man, pass this douche

Lenny: I don't want to pass this cyclist because he's hogging the lane. Therefore, I will slow to a crawl, and the the traffic behind us will blame the spandex-tard. Lulz.
by Jacob K Reist January 11, 2009
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tard-a-thon

A person (or group of people) that is so so dumb/stupid/both that he or she is essentially a festival of retardedness...
Hey TARD-A-THON, you got the answer wrong again...
by Balkanya May 28, 2003
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tarddar

The ability of a certain person to determine when others around him are acting in a retarded or ridiculous fashion and when said behavior cannot be attributed to chemical intoxication.
Dude, that david over there is seriously setting off my tarddar.
by ricardo juan felipe August 10, 2006
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tard load

This is a play on a "bad load" If a bad load were to produce a child that child would have a high chance of being retarted, therefore you have produced a tard load
I hope I never hear from that women again, because I gave her tard load last night.
by knoby February 22, 2007
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tard talk

conversation imitating speech characteristics of actors, cartoon characters, fellow humans with speech flaws, animals, etc.
When you said, "I wub you" it was tard talk.
by Friend of Big Sun July 10, 2007
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tardbar

That tardbar just cut me off!
by billy2657432 January 9, 2008
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