Definitions by knoby

tard load 

This is a play on a "bad load" If a bad load were to produce a child that child would have a high chance of being retarted, therefore you have produced a tard load

I hope I never hear from that women again, because I gave her tard load last night.

tard load by knoby February 22, 2007

tard machine 

A man that always produces retarded children

Mike just had another baby, it is retarted, he is a tard machine

tard machine by knoby February 22, 2007