Cunt spoon

A spoon that a woman puts under her vagina during her period so the blood doesn't pour all over the floor.
I bought my mom a cunt spoon for her birthday because i knew her 28 day cycle had started.
by Fetus Bomber November 03, 2004
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sleep spooning

not quite spooning. this spooning is done alone.

when youre sleeping alone and lie like youre spooning someone.
i didnt get laid last night, but thats ok, i just sleep spooned the air
sleep spooning, wooo
by rainbows, cars and lemonade March 26, 2008
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Spoon Guard

-One who has a guard on their spoon.
-In ancient form it was a cat found on a giant wooden spoon.
-Often used to keep random objects from entering one's rectum.
"Dude can you pass me that spoon guard cuase I need to stop these rainbows from crawling up my ass"
by Chubs October 24, 2003
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Spoon Castration

"i will perform a spoon castration on you, were i will castrate you, using a spoon"
by Phil AKA Luke James CIA June 20, 2007
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greasy spoon

when u shove a wooden spoon up a girls ass when ur hittin it from the back and then u go and make brownies with it right after
tyler and zoe used the greasy spoon to make these brownies, and thats why everyone died
by turd burgeler April 07, 2008
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silver spoon

tool for female self-stimulation
she drover herself to madness with a silver spoon
by dpurplennovy May 19, 2005
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spoon feed

To set up your buddy with a girl who is DTF and open to the idea of a one time bang - via someone you know. ex: your girlfriend, sister, mom.. hell, even grandma if you're sick like that.
Jerome, recently dumped by his girlfriend, needed a boost. I decided I'd try to cheer him up with a spoon feed.
by pattycakes89 May 12, 2011
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