shitter patter

Conversation had while on the toilet, usually, but not limited to over a phone with the other party unaware of the situation.

This chick I just asked out had no idea I did it with shitter patter.

by AlvinBreck February 15, 2015

shitten

A baby cat in the act of being a little shit.

The little shittens have shredded yet another roll of toilet paper.

by Punch Dagger of Serenity September 27, 2015

Shitter banger

When you have the most amazing shit of your life.

"Oh damn I just had a shitter banger!"

by Paige Drabant June 23, 2017

Shitterporn

Military in origin.

Pornographic material, traditionally magazines, left in a public restroom for all passing people to enjoy. Shitterporn gives the average man (or woman) visual stimulus while they masturbate. Finding shitterporn is usually considered a bonus, as most men are going to jack off while they take a shit anyway. Victoria's Secret catalogs have been observed as passable shitterporn.

I gotta run down to the liquor store for a Hustler, the shitterporn pages are stuck together again.

by cryptonaut October 3, 2017

shitter slap

When a person gets an attitude adjustment by getting slapped while taking a dump

Nikki got a shitter slap to fix her attitude problem

by SPANKY1113 October 4, 2017

shitter legs

When sitting on the toilet for so long that ones legs fall asleep.

Frank, are you almost done in there, your going to end up with shitter legs!

by Benjamama May 4, 2018

Shitter's rights

One's inalienable, universal right to shit wherever one pleases, whenever one feels the need. Shitter's rights are based on "nature's call" and thus cannot be withheld by any restaurant, coffee shop, hotel or other establishment who tries to claim that toilets are supposed to be for customers only.

Not to be confused with "squatter's rights," which is one's right to live somewhere that has been abandoned. Though one can surely claim both shitter's rights and squatter's rights simultaneously. After all, you have to squat to shit so you're already halfway there.

Did you see that woman at Tim Horton's who dropped her pants and took a dump right in the coffee shop then threw the crap at the cashier? She got denied toilet access so she claimed shitter's rights!

by Dr Crapper June 7, 2018