wet richard 

The act of tickling one's ear with an erect penis.

After cockslapping Paulina in the face, I gave her a wet richard and shot a wad in the eardrum.

wet richard by Wookiestick November 6, 2003

screaming richard 

The act of shitting in a tube sock, microwaving it for 25-30 for a luke warm effect, then proceeding to strike someone in the face with said sock

Father: Son, i'm very disappointed in you. for your punishment, i'm gonna give you a screaming richard!

Son: No papa!! you ate mexican last night!!!

screaming richard by nicksammyles February 7, 2009

red hot richard 

When a man and a woman are spooning and the woman farts on the man's dick, making it feel warm and cozy.

She gave me a red hot richard while were watching Titanic on the futon.

red hot richard by Matt Compton November 18, 2005

dirty richard 

Doing your job so well others slack off and you get to do theirs.
Now doing 4 things at the same time and getting yelled at because you are now taking too long. Then get yelled at because nothing is now getting done.
Then get told you never do anything.
Never getting a raise while everyone else gets promoted.

I am the best worker here but only get treated like a dirty richard.

dirty richard by TheMoreYouBro July 29, 2020

The Richard L. Odiorne Memorial Parking Space 

The best parking space in the entire parking lot, typically characterized by being closest to the entrance of the associated building; prized for its rarity.

We showed up at Kroger around 5:00 am, and since the only people awake at that hour are stoned teenagers in need of some vanilla wafers and kettle cooked potato chips (but surely not Saltines), The Richard L. Odiorne Memorial Parking Space was just screaming our names.

The Richard L. Odiorne Memorial Parking Space by taodiorne March 15, 2009

Victoria Richard 

A amazing girl, that can make you laugh at any moment, she is absolutely beautiful, she has gorgeous eyes, and is a freak just sayin (:

Did you see that girl? She looked like a Victoria Richard.

Victoria Richard by Danman3215 June 5, 2011

Sir Richard Veisaid 

Sir Richard Veisaid, born Colin Emm, was the original host of Family Feud who used the stage name "Richard Dawson." He was knighted by Queen Elizabeth II in his native country of England in the 1970s for his work on the American game show Match Game. His parents legally changed the family name to Veisaid when Dawson was a child, and opted to change Colin's first name to Richard.

"Name an animal with three letters in its name, you said "alligator." I, SIR VEISAID!"
"Did you know that Richard Dawson's real name is Sir Richard Veisaid?"

Sir Richard Veisaid by FeudFan June 5, 2021