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by bitchuck September 18, 2024
Get the Plan D&C mug.A plan you make the morning after passing out due to consuming vast quantities of coke (or other drugs) and then having a dream that outlines the plan. Usually (but not always) made by a comedian-turned-politician.
Person 1: Hey, you realize your 200-page master's thesis is due this evening?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I see you've only written 5 pages so far, RIP.
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Person 1: lol
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Person 1: lol ok
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I see you've only written 5 pages so far, RIP.
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Person 1: lol
Person 1: Why did you accept that MMA fight with a 1000 pound polar bear, surely you don't think you can win?
Person 2: I made a victory plan, no worries.
Person 1: lol ok
by randomnig2028 December 3, 2024
Get the victory plan mug.A five year programme generally made with the purpose of revolutionary rapid industrialisation, modernisation and mechanisation of a national economy and internal market. Comes with the side effect of famine and goolags.
by CGmac June 29, 2025
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by Hym Iam July 9, 2025
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by Johnathan T Gooch September 21, 2025
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