Mooching off

A freeloader who loaths around scabbing money (& other stuff) off every one.

Ken - Let me borrow some money off you
Kris - No bugger off.. all you do is mooch off me.

Ken - I'm thirsty, give me some of your drink.
Kris - No! stop mooching off me you dirty hobo! Get a job you slacker!

by Mr. Matar October 19, 2006

drop off

when you get your dealer to drop it off to you in a location this is usually done with weed

hey do you know anyone who does drop offs

by ivy hippie August 19, 2017

beating off

Same as jacking off, but in addition: Any time a mechanical device is temporarily malfunctioning, especially in an erratic motion fashion, it is beating off. See also on the rag and otr for malfunctions of a 5-7 day nature

Bill, the tachometer in you GTO is beating off. (wiggling erratically between 1400 and 3600 RPM)

by andy1 May 24, 2005

Smashing off

To knock someone off the road with your car.

I was smashing off on my way to school the other day and the cop pulled me over.

My mom caught my dad smashing me off, so she got her boyfriend to beat him up.

by Chiefpiss September 12, 2009

chop off

when taking a shit and the turd is too long or you have run out of shitting time you have to chop off

i was in the middle of taking a shit and the wife kept shouting on me it was nearly a foot long but i had to get up and chop off

by cred80 March 5, 2009

Jacking Off

When a guy get sexually aroused and squirts cum out of his dick!

Chad was cuddling Kiersten in the dairy section at the market until Maddison walked by in her daisy dukes and caused Chad to stop and start Jacking Off!

by SlopNChop December 8, 2016

tweeze off

The act of a man sexually stimulating himself to orgasm using only tweezers; often performed by those who require precision tools to find and handle their own genitals.

"Did you see Nick go into the attic with the porn mag and the tweezers?"

"Yeah, that's where he goes to tweeze off."

by Malachi Jr. July 18, 2009