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jonesing 

comes from neighborhood crack addict/favorite local "Mr. Jones" of Madison, Wisconsin who would wander State Street looking to score.
You wanna go downtown? You look like you're jonesing real bad.
jonesing by ElScorcho August 4, 2007
(unit of time)
The time it takes a Welsh Brummie to get a really obscure sexual innuendo or joke.

Usually equates to several minutes.
Bloody hell mate, that took you an absolute jonesgo to get that one!!
Jonesgo by Homer Jay January 30, 2004

Dennis Jones 

Main homophobic and obsessive compulsive character in the story entitled "Life with Dave Humphrey." His stubborn mannerisms and the fact that he knows absolutely nothing about anything makes him both loveable and obnoxious, but mainly obnoxious.
When someone says something extremely innappropriate or completely out of context because they had a lapse in judgement due to their mind drifting off, one may say, "Looks like I pulled a Dennis Jones!"
Dennis Jones by Toccoa July 3, 2006

Annabelle-Jones

An infamous australian female in the the late 1960's. She was famous for her lude conduct and ability to deceive all men into giving her their money. She was liked during the height of her adventures but eventually became disliked by many people after she commited the murder of mother and father. Some say she is as well known to some as Ned Kelly and Chopper Reid.

man, that bitch is such an AJ (annabelle-jones)I hope people wake up to her soon.
Annabelle-Jones by Joshua Barnard December 21, 2006

Prince Jones 

A man that has a large penis, beatboxes well, and is just super fly. Also known as; Prince, Jones, Dr. Jones, Osmosis, C.J, Jonesy, and Prince Shallab.
Whoah! Look its Prince Jones!
Prince Jones by ThatOneDude1234 September 8, 2010

kyle jones 

A Kyle jones is when a male prostitute puts his cock in your ear hole and shouts common Canadian sayings
Damn he just gave forehead a Kyle jones
kyle jones by Homie Jay March 27, 2016