MonkeyFart Fucker

one who continues to fuck the monkey after the queafing begins

i am a MonkeyFart Fucker

by ezkumezgo June 8, 2009

Pump Fucked

The act of one arriving at a gas pump to either find it:

A) Out of order

OR

B) Aggressively hijacked by a blockheaded nincompoop

Driver: "Oh look, an open spot!"
Passenger: "Dude, it's out of order..."
Driver: "Shit! Well here, there's one over there."
Passenger: "Not anymore...you just got Pump Fucked."

by JBone007 June 17, 2009

Newcomer Fucker

Generally a male that attends conventions, self help meetings, church, Scientology, AA, etc. and engages new attendees in sexual activity. Typically this person will make use of the new members euphoric sense of being accepted into the group to get into their pants.

Suzie made it to three meetings before newcomer fucker got to her.

by devestment October 11, 2009

spam fucked

The situation of a computer or internet account that is extremely overloaded, slowed, and/or disorganized, especially common among computer accounts of children and the elderly.

I tried checking my email on his computer, but it was spam fucked out the ass.

by Flaming0 April 8, 2010

Ditch Fucker

The act in which the grilfriends family is home and you can not have sex in the house, so you find the nearest ditch in a soccer field and fuck the woman there lasting a grand smacking total of 7 minutes.

"Damn your parents are home"
" we can go to the fields, i know a great ditch"
*7 minutes later: man creams all over the women's wide vagina and leaves*

That is a Ditch Fucker

by ragerinthemorning June 2, 2011

Sunday Fucker

White suburban couples whose sex life is reduced to fucking only on Sundays.

Bob and Mary are Sunday fuckers

by Aaron Eunice December 14, 2014

perpetually fucked

the act of being fucked by life despite desperate attempts to try again and make things go your way

friend: "how did that interview go dude?"
you: "horrible man I'm just perpetually fucked"

by ghost is the shit December 27, 2014