flying size elevens

The shoes that were thrown at former President George W. Bush.

Don't piss me off or I'll get out my flying size elevens!

by roflolomglmao February 7, 2009

Flying-Carpet

Wrap a girl in a rug or carpet and you and a mate spit-roast her.

When you're both holding it on the clutch whip the rug/carpet around causing the girl to spin wildly as you both cum

Me and binnsy gave this slapper a flying-carpet last night - she was so dizzy she nearly barfed

by big phil's mate April 1, 2009

Flying Rat getting Ass Fucked

The two expressions flying fuck and rat's ass combined for a greater expression.

Adam: It's always been my goal to make it as a u.d.w.o.t.d.
Ricardo: I dont give a flying rat getting ass fucked.
Ricardo: Just kidding. I do and I wish you good luck.
Adam: Bet.

by Mr. Awesome 007 July 18, 2011

flying turtle

A flying turtle is a turtle that is flying.

I saw a flying turtle in my dream last night.

by Qwertyuiopqwertyuiophi March 15, 2016

flying fingers

One who can't retain themselves from touching another.

"Keep you the flying fingers away"

by Blade_067 June 12, 2018

Flying Dutch Oven

When a passenger and/or pilot sharts in a small airplane that already had questionable air quality.

I was already scared shitless from flying in that flying coffin, then this bearded dude made it infinitely worse with an epic Flying Dutch Oven and I was almost suffocated.

by Liberal Joe January 17, 2019

FlyingMator

FlyingMator is a 900 follower account on the popular social media platform, Twitter.com. He is usually known for making very funny yet offensive jokes.

Person 1: Have you seen FlyingMator’s last tweet?

Person 2: Yeah! I heard it’s really offensive yet funny!

by IPostDefinitionsIGuess2244 October 24, 2020