Dave Santos

A name giv'n to guys with lil to no penis

2: Name of a banned sex ( guy on guy cums in ass shits out, other guy shits on 1st guys shit then fucks the shit together to make a 2 shit 3 cum pile)
3: A failed replaced way of saying leeroy jenkins!

Dude! i walked in to your dad and landlord doin a dave santose lastnight...

omg man your dick is so small your name is now dave... dave santos.

omfg im fucking awesome eat this... dave santos!

by puffs your mom April 27, 2011

Emo Dave

Emo Dave is just like most other emo boys. Emo Dave likes most things, doesn't like 'hatred' and he understands your pain, heartbreak, and loneliness. Emo Dave would never write this about himself because he doesn't believe any of its true, he is a bit self deprecating. He's actually not to bad. You can find him on Myspace.

Emo Dave will be your friend forever as long as you don't break his heart.

by Friend of Emo Daves September 7, 2008

Hungry Dave

When you cum inside of a pussy or asshole and suck your own cum out.

Oh man we got so freaky I hungry dave'd her pussy

by Lauren in the sky with diamonds July 6, 2008

The Dave

"The Dave" is a formation a team, or player, may ask for in the game of Beirut a.k.a. Beer Pong. When one team has 3 cups left to shoot at they may call out "The Dave" and the opposing team will line up 2 cups side to side with one cup in front so it looks like a triangle. This shape reflects 2 balls and a small penis aptly named after Dave W. This beer pong formation started in Plymouth, MA but is quickly growing in popularity in Eastern Massachusetts and other surrounding colleges and states.

"Man, we have 3 cups left should we get three in a row or The Dave?"
"Definitely The Dave.... that poor son of a bitch."

by Brandnew314 January 12, 2010

Darling-Dave

The love of one’s life, one who is adored and revered with the utter most love and respect. The air which fills another’s lungs, the magic in all which is good.

If it were not for my Darling-Dave my life would not have the excitement, love and joy that I am gifted everyday I am married to him.

Even durning the most difficult times in life, I am able to cope because of Darling-Dave.

After 20 years of marriage my beloved deserves his own word for how he consumes my being. He is Darling-Dave and he is the enbodiment of all which I adore and love.

by Diann April 24, 2006

James Dave Bond

James Bond's middle name. Mentioned in the fourth book, it was originally going to be written as James "Humphrey" Bond. However, after careful discussion with the editors, Sir Ian Flemming stated the following "I'd rather name him dogshit" so he settles for Dave as the middle name. He found inspiration from a homosexual, homeless man who lived next door to him in his youth. His name was also Dave. Hence the subcontext that James "Dave" Bond was also a vary gay individual who never fully excepted his sexuality and acted out in perversion with women in an attempt to cover this fact up.

Chris: Guys! Guess what!
Luke/Liam: what?
Chris: Jame's Bond's full name is James Dave Bond and he's gay! I'm so happy that I have someone I can relate to!!!
Luke: dude...your middle name's Martin.
Liam: at least the gay part's right
Chris: darn toodily-doo!!! :D

by DiesIrae92 January 2, 2012

The Dirty Dave Rob AKA The DDR

Giving head to two guys at the same time and then vomiting when both penis' ejaculate simultaneously and the ejaculate hits the uvula. This then causes one to vomit all over both erect penis'. Optional: If one is up for the challenge they can do all of this while playing Dance Dance Revolution and Forecasting future cash flows. Also known as the Double Dick Ralph!!

Jason Atwd: Did Dave Rob work on his accounting homework last night?

Patrick Zallrman: I dont think so, I am pretty sure he was busy with some dudes.

Dave Rob: FUCK YA Suckin' Dick at the same time. I DDR'd those FUCKERS!!!!

Jason Atwd and Patrick Zallrman: You got any homework tonight. If not, you wanna head on over and play some DDR with us?!?!

Mike Fullsome: Are you guys talking about The Dirty Dave Rob AKA The DDR?

by Mike Fullsome December 9, 2007