Postscholastic Depression

The symptom that happens when you finish college and you don’t know what is happening in your life and whether you are getting a job or staying unemployed.
I am finishing my Associate degree in It Computer Support at LTC and I don't know if I am going to find a job I think I am suffering from Postscholastic Depression.
by Bob Denver LTC April 25, 2012
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Depression munchies

The consumption of large amounts of junk food in an attempt to relieve symptoms of major depression, such as; excessive crying, numbness, fatigue, isolation, anxiety.

Is usually a long term habit and is used as a coping mechanism, similar to binge eating.
Guy 1: Bro you eat so much junk food!!
Guy 2: Dude it's not my fault, *sighs* I've got depression munchies.
by truthsbetoldboii March 30, 2018
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Fake Depression

Something people do for attention. They pretend to have depression and post sad Bart Simpson edits. Makes people with actual depression feel like shit and can be recognised by bitchiness, listening to those dumb emo lofi songs and whining about how ‘life is an endless source of pain’. Attention whore.
Emily definitely has fake depression. She has 29 friends, she lives in a mansion and she posts sad Bart Simpson edits on her story. What a slag.
by pengopinguin21 July 18, 2021
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Sneaker depression

Feelings of severed dejection after attempting to buy sneakers that you have no chance of purchasing at retail.
I’m going through sneaker depression after missing releases all month.
by K.O. February 19, 2021
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night Depression

When you have depression only during the night and when you’re alone
by Hahahahasksk July 13, 2018
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depressed daniel

wow, thats really a depressed daniel
by Frosted Man October 22, 2020
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Monroe Depression

The feeling you get when you have to go from your wonderful perfect life, straight down into the deepest darkest pits of the hell-scape known as Monroe Louisiana.
Monroe Depression makes me want to paint the wall with my own brains while my children watch.
by BLXDEE September 11, 2022
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