Definitions by DarcyDog

Zoom Diet 

A diet you desperately need after you look at yourself on Zoom and notice the double chins.

Geez, Shirley, leave out the french fries, I just started my zoom diet.

Zoom Diet by DarcyDog December 11, 2020

Texas Cornflakes

When you have a dwindling amount of corn chips but more Salsa. One crumbles the remaining corn chips up and mixes it with the salsa. Must be eaten with a spoon.

"Man, there was nothing left from the party so I was forced to have Texas Cornflakes the next morning."

Texas Cornflakes by DarcyDog December 20, 2018

Depression Soup 

Old noodles mixed with warm milk, flavored with salt and pepper.

" Grandpa was so hungry that he made Depression Soup for lunch."

Depression Soup by DarcyDog December 20, 2018

Human Dynamo

An especially loquacious person who clearly doesn't know what he/she is talking about

"If bullshit were electricity, that guy would be a Human Dynamo!"

Human Dynamo by DarcyDog December 20, 2018

Astor's Pet Horse 

Way over-dressed for whatever occasion is at hand.

"Myra looks like Astor's Pet Horse in that hat and high heels at the picnic."

Astor's Pet Horse by DarcyDog December 20, 2018

Mexican Cornflakes 

Having little left in a bag of corn chips, you crumble them up and mix with guacamole. Useful as a breakfast, snack or dinner when real food is scarce and all you are left with is party food.

"Man, don't you have any real food at this tailgater or do I have to resort to Mexican Cornflakes?"

Mexican Cornflakes by DarcyDog December 20, 2018

Fart in a gale of wind 

A nobody, a nothing, an inconsequential person or action

"That guy is so useless, he's a fart in a gale of wind."

Fart in a gale of wind by DarcyDog December 20, 2018