Dad left for milk

An insult telling that someone's father left to create a new family from away, for being to cringe.

Guy 1: What's 9 + 10?
Guy 2: YOUR DAD LEFT FOR MILK! LOL!
Guy 1: You're dead to me...

by Karma will get you! April 20, 2022

dad up

To fulfill your responsibilities as a father, despite your insecurities or level of parenting experience.

Derived from the phrase “man up” meaning be strong, take control of the situation, without complaint or regret.

Bob: Margie is going out of town this week and I’ll have the kids all by myself. I don’t know what I’m going to do.

Tom: Come on Bob, dad up. You know you can do it.

by DondoJeff April 11, 2010

Dad Hair

Dad Hair is hair that is (ideally) abundant and fluffy and washed perhaps too many times; can be thick or thin so long as hair covers at least 60 percent of the scalp; usually light brown in color. Girls find Dad Hair to be quite attractive, although this is not talked much about in society, small circles of men do in fact know that this IS a thing. Dad Hair has the classic look that provides a feeling of sexual, and emotional comfort to a potential mate. It adds a carefree yet pensive quality to a man's demeanor.

Dude 1: Dude your fuckin Dad Hair is killin it right now. Killin it with the Dad Hair right now man.

Dude 2: Thanks Brah. I'm actually not actively trying to have this hair, that's the first step in having good Dad Hair, just wash, dry, and go.

Dude 1: Noice

by that\college\connect February 28, 2015

dad salad

a combination of cum, shit and lube

yo i had a dad salad last night !

by gossipgirl1232 April 18, 2017

Dad Rock

A variety of genres from the 60s and 70s that dads are most likely to enjoy. Dad Rock is made up of Psychedelic Rock, yearly Hard Rock, Progressive Rock, and Shoe Gaze.

Like if Dad Rock dominates your dad's record collection!

by Banana Hammie March 6, 2020

Dad shoes

Shoes that are out of style ugly and old people would where
Most shoes are white and new balance

"Look at this dude wearing dad shoes."

by Sotify June 29, 2017

Dad Boner

An older male who dresses in a stereotypical "dad" fashion. Often times showing his age when trying to dress too young for their age, trying too hard to come off still hip or cool but is painfully old, awkward and out of touch with whats normal.

Sometimes referred to specific "Dad Boner Moments"; like when you see a male wearing Awkwardly fitted "Dad Jeans" light denim from the 90's. A style completely out of place in todays society, but something a Dad would wear.(See example 1)
a completely non-sexual term.

1. That Gentleman over there in the Tommy Hilfiger jeans, brown braided belt and new balance shoes is a real dad boner.

2. Notable Dad Boners
Al Bundy
Garth Brooks
Phil Dunphy from Modern Family
Andrew Dice Clay

by Hakoda1 November 5, 2016