Conk

The act of going to sleep so hard that you will be completely unresponsive and knocked out.

"I'm literally about to conk, it's 4:23 A.M. and I'm so tired."

by Xarcov November 23, 2023

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Clonking

When you get your bussy pounded so hard you puke all over the bed.

Alternatively, there's another form of Clonking that involves being pounded so hard you cum all over the bed and shit and puke at the same time.

Luci: Dude, I got a harsh Clonking last night.
Quake: Real

by Lxthargy November 28, 2023

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Clonk

An Onomatopoeia, defining the act of hitting someone (preferably in the head) with an object that is guaranteed to make a noise. Some of these items can include things like a Pringles can, Frying pan, Gong, Metal pipe, or a Dodgeball.

Person 1: Dude I'm about to clonk this guy in the head with a can of Pringles
Person 2: Bro this is gonna be so hilarious
(Clonk)
Person 3: OW.

by VaporwaveyVibes January 19, 2024

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A really sexy piece of fat found around a really sexy persons belly who looks slim and healthy and they also have a bit of belly to grab. When you grab it it feels like holding love.

Let me touch your chonk.
I want to spoon you and hold your chonk.

by lovechonk January 29, 2024

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Conk

Nickname for Iowa Hawkeye “fanatics”. Typically bandwagon fans who will root for the Iowa State Cyclones if they have a better “program”. This is a politically correct form of the term Cock Fanatics, an additional nickname for Hawkeye fans.

Bryce is such a conk. He literally bought a Tyrese Halliburton jersey like he was a fan when he played for the Cyclones.

by zZoDiiiACx February 8, 2024

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