carrot cruncher

City dwellers term for those who come from the country.

"That CARROT CRUNCHER don't even know how to do up his shoe laces."

by mugwump November 13, 2004

Carreras

A dick head

That dude is such a Carreras

by Thatboulj-money June 20, 2019

cuff the carrot

cuff the carrot = to fearcefully tug your noodle in a mean,revengeful manner

"Harmon cuff the carrot so often,He start's topics about it on message boards"

by harmons mom March 3, 2008

carrot

a small dick usually encorporated with an immature white girl.

8=D is the example size of a carrot

by fefawf July 11, 2006

carrot eater

Synonymous with "Yankee" in the South
a rich sap who condescends you subtly because you're not rich out the ass, usually "old money"
they carry luis vuitton bags and sleep under $1000 sheets. They're bout the dumbest summabitches on the planet.
Everybody in the South hates them. Especially the working class.
You know you're a carrot-eater when you pronounce Appalachia "Ah-puh-LAY-shuh"

Francine Bullingshire: Oh look, sweetie! Muffins my darling Pomeranian made a doody!
Any normal, well-rounded non-asshole: Damn bunch of carrot-eaters. Get a real dog.

by mountain woman February 15, 2004

carroll hawkins

kid in my school that smells like gerbils and deadfish

carroll hawkins is named after carroll o'connor

by Das Good July 30, 2008

cabroro

When some idiot smokes marlboro

You damn cabroro, smoke somewhere else.

by goodo November 8, 2006