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Anus Aurora

The act of varying when performing ass to mouth.
Everything was going well antill he produced the most putrid anus aurora I have ever encountered
by Shymolly1988 January 23, 2017
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Anus Invader

Rabbits who like to invade anuses.
Like the rustle of lapping waves, the sound captured Subaru’s eardrums.
Little hops. Small, tiny bodies. The chain of overlapping chirps expanded to enormity, and even if his vision were still present, he had no desire to count them.
And, in a moment, he was sincerely glad that the only thing left to him was his ears.

Simultaneously feeling the bites of feeding teeth over all of his body, now, through the tactile and unmistakable pain, Subaru understood that he was being devoured by threats numbering in the hundreds.
He shrieked. And a surge pushed him onto his back as his throat trembled. Immediately, furry creatures dived into his opened mouth. His tongue was torn to shreds, sharp teeth flashed across the depths of his throat, ravaging everything from his esophagus to his stomach.
Inside, they collided with the others that had invaded from his rectum, and, as if descending into a competition, they devoured his organs left and right, turning Natsuki Subaru into minced feed.

It was the unmistakable sensation of being alive while living creatures shredded him from within.
Fear had already left him. There was barely any more pain. He couldn’t understand why he was still conscious.
He was being eaten. He was being eaten. His left eye was gouged out. His ears were no longer there. His organs had already been consumed, and now the skin of his face was being peeled off. A hole opened in his skull, and teeth sank into his exposed, bulging brain――

Anus Invader
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Anus

A way to call your father.

An insult mainly to people who are an anus.
Can also be a name.
Dad, you are an Anus.
Anus!
I would like two cheese pizza Anus.
by Son of an Anus August 30, 2022
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admiral anus

A stupid thing to call your peer/s when they are acting in a way that greatly magnifies how much of an asshole he/she is.
Friend: *throws up on your chest while fishing in the middle of the ocean*
You: Wow, admiral anus you totally fucked my only shirt. Next time you wanna try relieving yourself off the side of the boat?
by Asshandle June 26, 2015
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Pulling an Anus

When a punk with a stupid name, like “Adam”, spends years fooling his coworkers into thinking they are his friends. He laughs with them, cries with them, confides in them, throws burritos with them, and reaches high things for them. But then he pops his lung, on account of his lanky-Ness, and his coworkers selflessly take care of him like one of their own. His lung heals and then he asks for his palm sander back and takes the Cards Against Humanity expansion pack and runs... never to be heard from again.
Rick is just going end up pulling an anus again after he gets what he wants from those people.
by Wet n' wild danger kitty January 3, 2021
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Anus Accent

A type of accent produced by ones anus. The accent affects the timbre and tonality of farts, and poops alike.

An anus accent may also refer to an ornament adorned on ones anus for the purpose of decoration.
Hey bro, did you get a new anus accent? Are those real rubies?

Ever since Monica went to France for the summer, her anus accent has been so hard to understand.
by Christian Handersun July 25, 2021
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Anuse

Something that is as bad as an anus. Pronounced A-noose
“Man... homework is anuse”

“Just broke up with my girl, talking to her was anuse”
by S@turd@ys @re for the boys October 30, 2017
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