Licking your anus 

A common thing that happens in happy wheels/totaljerkface.com

Guy: Licking your anus is a bad idea.

Licking your anus by nice nice nice nice nice November 23, 2020

stab in the anus

anything that is extremly painful.

My divorce was a stab in the anus.

stab in the anus by Deep blue 2012 August 15, 2009

Jack Anus 

1) A different form of the word jack ass....simplier put for those that do not feel the need to curse in a certain situation...wether it be around someone who might take the cursing offensively.. or to say jack ass in a much lighter tone.
2) When referring to something that is gigantic and/or realllyyy huge.

You're such a Jack Anus, but i love you anyways...

Jack Anus by XxUrbanGodxX October 19, 2009

Kanus the Anus 

A truely annoying entity, plagued by its own being...
Related to "kanus" - sagging genital flesh.

Kanus the Anus, smelt funny & wouldn't stop flapping. Just like a kanus...

Kanus the Anus by PlayaHater November 12, 2008

Plush Anus

When Willy Wonka gives you a stick of date rape gum, and your anus becomes fuckable, and then he must take you to his short, fat workers and "Fix you"... You know where it goes from there. :)

I gave Sally a piece of date rape gum and violated her plush anus while she was handcuffed.

Plush Anus by Jimmy BOOMSTICK November 18, 2011

Ur Anus 

The dumb ass way to spell Uranus

Ur anus is my favorite planet

Ur Anus by LazyBear 20u3123i-123 March 7, 2018

Ur-anus 

The thing you fart with

Ur-anus is the thing you fart with.

Ur-anus by Zarf June 6, 2018