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after the fact check

To be in a public place, do something that is usually only done in private followed by an immediate glance in all directions to see if anyone noticed.
Andy walked into the classroom while texting and absent mindedly passed gas. He quickly realized his surroundings and did an after the fact check by looking around to see if anyone heard.
by Uncle Punky November 9, 2013
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After school ep

An amazing Ep by the crazy talented Melanie Martinez
The After school ep is so good, my favorite song is numbers
by SourSweet November 19, 2020
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quarter after beer

Used to say it's time to drink.
"Hey, it's already quarter after beer, let's party!!"
by TC Stylist January 3, 2008
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afternoon delight

n. the sex act (fucking)

Up until about 1950 in small town America, business and shops often closed for lunch from 12 to 2 and the merchant (man) went home for lunch. It didn't take two hours to eat, so a little afternoon delight became a part of the routine between 12 and 2.
Honey, have dinner (as the noon meal was called then) on the table when I get there. We're gonna eat fast and spend the rest of the time in a little afternoon delight.
by Richard Black April 20, 2005
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after burners

When you rip a really bad fart and your asshole burns.
In gym, i let out the smelliest fart and then i had the after burners on.
by Kevythebevy December 6, 2003
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afterwank

After when you have a wank, you pull your cock up and down and hold it down in the space of 5 seconds or so and it's like a fraction of an orgasm.
"My god, Judith makes afterwank so good"
by Adz12 September 15, 2007
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Afterdrunk

Afterdrunk - n.: The state of having drank the night before, experienced being drunk, and then somewhere in between sleeping, drinking water, choking down a perogy and throwing up, the room starts to spin, and you feel all the sensations of originally being drunk. (Minus out that wrench in your stomach and you could actually feel good about it).
Guy #1 "I was so afterdrunk in the AM that I actually told my girlfriend I'd take her to dinner."
Guy #2 "Let's hit the bar before lunch."
by the product August 14, 2005
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