I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men".

It belongs in a museum!

Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".

by QuacksO December 1, 2023

you he when the

when he
when he at the

tom: you he when the
bob: wtf
tom: am have stroke

by zTiramisu March 27, 2022

The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it

The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it

The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

Me when

A pretty not so common but common template that is used to relate to oneself in a situation when a situation occurs

"Push him, push him down the stairs!!"

"Me when I see a man in a wheelchair.😂"

by Bro just let me write defines April 2, 2023

When you are so bored that

You'll likely come across these types of definitions when you are really bored and type something a typical bored person would do.

"When you are so bored that you type in the whole bible and say lebron James 694201 times. Do something more productive!"

by Toaster1204 January 21, 2025

WHEN WILL THEY PUBLISH THE 56 DEFINTIONS I WROTE

what i be saying to myself

WHEN WILL THEY PUBLISH THE 56 DEFINTIONS I WROTE

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025

Time flies when you're having fun

What happens when Yv and Nest make a catch-up call

After months without a word, They spent 2:34 hours catching up. Time flies when you're having fun.

by Tibicena May 12, 2023