Tetherballer

A person who has only one testicle. The condition results in a situation similar to the game - one ball tied to a pole.

"I heard that kid's a tetherballer. He lost one from a roman candle shot to the junk!"

by Jake Jarmaine April 21, 2009

Tenenbaum

A genius.

Can also refer to a genius that has so many psychological problems that all the creativity he showed in the past is blocked.

They generally solve their problems by making peace with their father.

Example well illustrated in The Royal Tenenbaums, directed by the himself Tenenbaum Wes Anderson.

I always wanted to be a Tenenbaum.

He found the meaning of life despite the fact he was only 9 years old. A real Tenenbaum.

by nimportnawak February 9, 2010

Testosterollercoaster

A woman who whips up a man's emotions or virility so much that his hormones are speeding along at 200mph. At a G force of 50.

Testosterollercoaster.

by WitchywooWillow June 30, 2011

terrafucked

When your cloud resources become fucked up because of HashiCorp's Terraform, causing extreme headache

I tried deploying to production but I got terrafucked

by dev69 March 1, 2017

telebong

The act of smoking a bong on Skype or a similar service.

Hey dude, lets connect online later and we can Telebong!

by lolcat216 September 22, 2018

Testipic

A picture of your testicles electronically transferred to another individual typically via text message.

She kept asking me for pictures and I didn't want to send a cliche dick pic so I sent her a testipic instead.

by CharlieWhiskeyFoxtrot October 11, 2018

Teslaturding

A strikingly primitive and most certainly immature prank played by competing high school teams where each team attempts to turd the most Teslas in one evening, prior to the big game.

A novel detail of Teslaturding is that each separate turding must be documented in a photograph, providing both evidence for a winning team’s score as well as evidence for a future conviction should any turder brag to the wrong sources.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 4, 2019