Fart Bar

A granola bar, Power Bar, Clif bar or any other kind of snack or meal replacement bar that gives you gas shortly after you eat it.

Todd: On a lighter note...
Scott: No, I'm having homolunch. Fuck.
Todd: Fart bar and a V8?
Scott: Yup.

by Jerky1037 February 20, 2009

A Fart in the wind

Something so useless that it might as well be nothing.

After all the crap you did, your pathetic apology doesn't amount to a fart in the wind.

by Zozothecat December 15, 2011

Brain Fart

A sudden and involuntary (although depending on the source, not altogether unexpected) release of ignorance.

Jeff had a brain fart and locked his keys in his car (again!)

by GTOgirl July 13, 2009

fart slave

A submissive roleplayer who's orders are to eat farts out of a dominant roleyplayer's anus.

My fart slave got down on his knees and opened his mouth and ate my farts real good.

by Cheese Master Thompson October 17, 2009

cupping a fart

To fart into a cupped hand and quickly bringing it up to your nose to sniff it. He cupped a fart

Joe couldn't get enough of his own farts. He sat there cupping a fart all day.

by McSparkorama July 26, 2006

fart gargle

When you're in the shower, and there is soapy water running down betwixt your butt cheeks and you let out a burbling, bubbling foamy fart wind, you have experienced a Fart Gargle. The fart gargle is best experienced in close quarters, specifically in older, smaller shower surrounds. Ceramic tiles and stone are an ideal acoustical surface to properly reverberate the fart gargle.

My girlfriend walked in on me in the shower right when I was in the middle of some serious fart gargling. She immediately turned around and left, as I was left alone to bathe in the stench and echo of a truly magnificent fart gargle.

by thefartwhisperer March 19, 2010

wet fart

When you fart, it sometimes feels like you shit your pants.

You pull down your pants and underwear and see, it was a wet fart and no shit visible.
Also they smell way worse then normal farts.

Bob: *fart*
Jack: Did you just fart?
Bob: No, I think I shit myself.
Jack: Wait, really?
Bob: Nope, it was a wet fart.

by Admoris August 19, 2018