simon is a dick
by simonthedick84 February 27, 2020
Hi mahal, wala lang gawa gawa ko lang to kasi trip ko lang pero totoo yung sinasabe ko HAHAHAH anyways takecare yourself and sana umabot tayo sa years, trust me abot yan. Never tayo mag b-break huh >:c hmp i love you mwa
by pearllovesyousomuch March 13, 2022
Simon is kyes worst nightmare
The type of guy who always wants to blow things up and doesn't care if you're blind and deaf from the explosion of his self-built bomb. He is smart and kind and probably has the biggest cock in history.
-"Simon I was deaf and blind from that explosion!"
"Hahahahahaha!"-
-"You're such a Simon."
-"Damn I don't have any money left."
"No problem, you can have my joint, I have enough
weed at home"-
-"Thank you Simon. You're always so friendly, I wish I had a cock as big as yours."
"Hahahahahaha!"-
-"You're such a Simon."
-"Damn I don't have any money left."
"No problem, you can have my joint, I have enough
weed at home"-
-"Thank you Simon. You're always so friendly, I wish I had a cock as big as yours."
by play-with-d-in-evening November 22, 2021
Simon is the best of all guys!
Hes one of all people in the World Thats likes everyone for how they are.
Hes Playing games the most But hes Always friendly and "cute"
Hes one of all people in the World Thats likes everyone for how they are.
Hes Playing games the most But hes Always friendly and "cute"
by FXboy December 12, 2016