sleep spooning

not quite spooning. this spooning is done alone.

when youre sleeping alone and lie like youre spooning someone.

i didnt get laid last night, but thats ok, i just sleep spooned the air
sleep spooning, wooo

by rainbows, cars and lemonade March 26, 2008

Spoon Guard

-One who has a guard on their spoon.
-In ancient form it was a cat found on a giant wooden spoon.
-Often used to keep random objects from entering one's rectum.

"Dude can you pass me that spoon guard cuase I need to stop these rainbows from crawling up my ass"

by Chubs October 24, 2003

Spoon Castration

To cut off male genitals using a spoon

"i will perform a spoon castration on you, were i will castrate you, using a spoon"

by Phil AKA Luke James CIA July 17, 2007

greasy spoon

when u shove a wooden spoon up a girls ass when ur hittin it from the back and then u go and make brownies with it right after

tyler and zoe used the greasy spoon to make these brownies, and thats why everyone died

by turd burgeler April 7, 2008

silver spoon

tool for female self-stimulation

she drover herself to madness with a silver spoon

by dpurplennovy May 19, 2005

spoon feed

To set up your buddy with a girl who is DTF and open to the idea of a one time bang - via someone you know. ex: your girlfriend, sister, mom.. hell, even grandma if you're sick like that.

Jerome, recently dumped by his girlfriend, needed a boost. I decided I'd try to cheer him up with a spoon feed.

by pattycakes89 June 6, 2011

air spoon

An inverted form of spooning, in which one person lies on his or her back and the partner lies on top, with his or her back to the bottom partner's abdomen.

"Hey, wanna air spoon?"

"It became difficult to breathe while air spooning once my girlfriend gained the freshman fifteen."

by Floppy Olga April 22, 2005