Shreddies

After using the public restroom, typically , you use the shitty 1-ply toilet paper and it leave shreds of toilet paper in and/or on your vagina, anus, etc. Solely, because of the low quality of the 1-ply toilet paper.

'I didn't eat anything with fiber on our date last night in hopes of getting dicked down, I didn't want to chance having to take a dump and getting shreddies all over my asshole.'

by calcafggthhbtghrthrthrthh March 8, 2017

shedali

pertaining to the industry of Sir Franz Sittampalam, deragatory term by all means, and one which is definitely not to be construed as describing a fantasy race of beings, as some deluded germans may have it

Have you seen this piece of work by Shedali? It's nice.

I stubbed my toe, shedali fedamo!

by jana February 10, 2005

Shed

A group of guys who dress like tools.

Hey, Man! Did you see that shed over there?

Yeah man those guys are some tools!

by Jouse September 11, 2011

shedder

one of those people whose pubic hairs fall out by the dozen in the company urinal.

bob's a "shedder", I pissed after he did and there must have been 25 pubes on the edge of the urinal...

by peabody12866 December 23, 2011

two sheds

You are a 'two sheds' if you always one up yourself, brag or show off when an opportunity arises.

Holly has one shed. Cat would like Holly to know she has two sheds.
This is known as 'being a two sheds', 'two shedding' or 'shedding'.

by Holly June 18, 2018

tool shed

The second level of being a poser/loser. Someone who is "whipped" or someone who thinks he's cooler than he really is. A toolshed usually dresses outside of the mainstream just to make others think he is cool. He is always a jackass. A female tool shed, though rare, shares these same characteristics, and usually operates by being a total bitch and thinking she is hotter than she really is. A tool shed is is a bigger loser than a tool, but not quite a hardware store.

I'd be complimenting Ryan Seacrest by calling him a tool shed: he's a hardware store (aka Home Depot).

That toolshed talks on the phone to his girlfriend for 6 hrs a night.

by garyp December 28, 2005

shredding

To shred , shred - ding.
-verb
1. (footbag lingo) The act of playing footbag.

see "footbag"

-To shred.
"Ey! Let's shred a little before heading out.".
"Look at me mah, I'm shredding with my footbag".

by Mathieu Latulippe April 23, 2008