When you fuck her so hard with ground up gold fish crackers on your dick that she has to walk like a penguin afterwards.
by 696969699696 February 26, 2018
Get the cheddar penguinmug. It is a word for a person who is lazy and incompetent. And even though they have potential to be better, they settle for mediocrity.
The word penguin is used because they cant “FLY” and aren’t inspiring like a hawk or an eagle.
The word penguin is used because they cant “FLY” and aren’t inspiring like a hawk or an eagle.
by Idiosyncratic January 28, 2024
Get the Penguinmug. Cumming on your girls stomach and pushing her around on the bed like a penguin sliding down the hill on its stomach.
by Baylee348 August 15, 2016
Get the Glazed Penguinmug. 1. A man who hides his own insecurities of not performing
as good in bed as her past lovers, by shaming and or gaslighting
a woman for the amount of sexual partners she has had.
2. A man who only sees a woman's value by the thickness of her hymen,
while ignoring her personality, creativity, work ethic, intelligence
skills and talents.
When a lion takes over a pride from another male(s) they do not ask the lioness about their "body count", because he is not insecure about it...he's the Alpha.
In contrast a Penguin female has a low body count. She also feeds the male regurgitated fish while he carries there baby's egg under his testicles in the frozen snow.
as good in bed as her past lovers, by shaming and or gaslighting
a woman for the amount of sexual partners she has had.
2. A man who only sees a woman's value by the thickness of her hymen,
while ignoring her personality, creativity, work ethic, intelligence
skills and talents.
When a lion takes over a pride from another male(s) they do not ask the lioness about their "body count", because he is not insecure about it...he's the Alpha.
In contrast a Penguin female has a low body count. She also feeds the male regurgitated fish while he carries there baby's egg under his testicles in the frozen snow.
My Alpha Penguin ex-boyfriend tried to slut shame me, even though he has slept with many women.
The Alpha Penguin hides behind a righteous façade of purity to protect his fragile ego.
The Alpha Penguin hides behind a righteous façade of purity to protect his fragile ego.
by Count Boogie May 4, 2024
Get the Alpha Penguinmug. by Dr Bradygon February 9, 2019
Get the Pulling a Penguinmug. When there is a certain situation or problem and it’s kinda difficult to solve.... or you just see a penguin at your mansion
by MalachiTheDon February 26, 2019
Get the Silly Penguin Againmug. "Club penguin" is a famous game for kids. The star of this game is le best fat cunt cowbelly! He is a fat cunt that will call you a fat cunt, ok ya fat cunt?
by OneHellOfAMeme April 18, 2017
Get the Club Penguinmug.