Pooner

n: a person who has fallen into a comatose like state from the consumption of large amounts of alcohol.

see also: Poonin

* "Julie is sitting in on her couch after 8 shots of smirnoff in a row. She begins to feel quite dizzy after enduring a long, yet pointless conversation. All of a sudden, she somehow passes out, smashes her head with a loud thud off of the table, bounces to the floor landing in an awkward position, and just sleeps."

Amber: AHAHAHAAH!! did you guys just see that?! That was fucking hilarious!!!

Laura: haha yeah man, that's Ju for ya.

Christine: Wow... what a pooner!

by ae123456 January 15, 2009

Pooner

A rare breed of people that poon everything and everyone.
They also use the faces of poon which are the following..
O_O O_o o_O o_o O_O!

Chris and Mike are pooners.

by Mike The Pooner December 28, 2005

Pooner Scale

A scale used to determine how many harpoons it will take to bring down women of various sizes.

"Brad, that chick you banged last night was a two pooner." "No Rob she was definitely a three on the Pooner Scale!"

by Brad Thomas November 8, 2007

Poopendickular

The right angle for anal sex.

Turn around and get poopendickular, babe.

by onehandcrabbing March 18, 2013

Poomer

A dumb arse generation of snow flakes with no brain cells

Snowflake says ‘Ok boomer’
Adult says ‘ oh shut up you poomer

by moffstarr March 16, 2020

Pooped

Another way of saying "based" in third position political circles due to the overuse of "based" in general conversation. It is usually combined with "shitpilled" as to convey the full meaning.

P1: "Isn't race really important to fascists?"
P2: "Not necessarily. Race isn't even mentioned in fash doctrine. That's more of a natsoc thing."
P1: "Oh, okay. I guess that's pretty pooped and shitpilled."

by MussoNothingWrongo August 13, 2020

pooner

A member of the elite indoor cricket team, the "pooners" fomed at Lakeland SHS in 2007.

"Guys i heard that Mitchell is a pooner" or

"Travis, Sam, Joel, Riley, Brett and Mitch are all pooners"

by Bourmanator June 5, 2009