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Politicks

Bloated beings that get under the skin, cause irritation, sickness, and lead to death. Main food source is the life blood of other beings.
Congress, Senate, Other Government bodies making arbitrary law and regulations to enhance their own political standing or prosperity at the expense of those whom they serve by engaging in Politicks.
by stillcrows August 23, 2011
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politically retarded

To be politically retarded you have to be a sheep that only has your political views because an influencer you like has them, not because you agree with them nor because you understand them, you parrot whatever the influencer says without actually looking into what they truly mean. So whenever you get any opposition to these views you're cornered, you don't know what to do at all except regurgitate what you were already saying instead of proving why what you're saying was right. Also to be politically retarded you have to care about politics outside of the country that doesn't directly affect you/be underage like come on you can't even vote nobody cares about your political opinions
Person 1: should I be concerned that all my friends are saying that they stand with Ukraine?
Person 2: Nah, they're just politically retarded
by Thescrewremover March 7, 2022
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Political Genius

A politician who picks cabinet members with the highest IQ in history to serve in their administration.
It's Political Genius for the Trump administration to put the smartest people in power positions within the government. All we got the last eight years was an Obama Bomb.
by Golden029 January 21, 2017
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Political Correctness

See also cancer. The death of the First Amendment. Almost every word said nowadays is censored by liberal pussies, forcing to be replaced with the "politically correct" version of it. Also proof we are becoming like the people of George Orwell's 1984

How to talk politically correct so you don't trigger liberals:
White: Caucasian
Black: African-American
Mexican: Hispanic
Asian: People of the Orient
Not crippled: Able-bodied
Crippled: Physically challenged
Short: Vertically challenged
Autistic: Mentally challenged
Blind: Visually challenged
Fat: Horizontally challenged
Deaf: Auditorily challenged
Tall: Person of height
Straight: Heterosexual
Gay: Homosexual
Garbage man: Sanitation worker
All this political correctness makes me understand why some think millennials were a screwed generation
by Captain_Cancer September 26, 2017
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The Political Left

The political left supports and strives for social equality and egalitarianism and exists in many forms such as republicanism (small r, y'all, think of Ireland & France), social democracy (capitalism with benefits), communism ("My wife has been going to the Party’s cooking school for three years," says one Soviet man to another. "She must really cook well by now," says the second man. "No, so far they've only got as far as the bit about the Twentieth CPSU Congress."), anarchism (fun fact: ancaps are about as anarchist as the DPR Korea is a democratic republic or Donald Trump a Christian) and socialism (like Obama, jk, more like George Orwell, Martin Luther King Jr. and Albert Einstein) for instance.

Moreover, the political left is chiefly associated with the civil rights movement, feminist movement, LGBT movement, environmentalism and anti-war movement and responsible for much of the shape of modern society.

However, it should be noted that there have been occasionally conservatives supporting those as well (e.g.: the ÖDP party in Germany is a green conservative party, conservative monarchist Otto von Bismarck privately opposing criminalization of gay activity, conservative fiscal conservatives opposed the Iraq War, and some conservatives such as Booker T. Washington, which also laid the foundations for the civil rights movement,).
''Even though the political left is expected to lose the presidential elections in Portugal in January 2021 against popular conservative incumbent and academic Marcelo Rebelo de Sousa, due to Portugal being a parliamentary republic the political left still remains in charge with the minority government being composed by the Socialist Party and its Prime Minister António Costa.
by Kurt Eisner January 12, 2021
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politacs

Excessive commentary on politics so obscure or uninteresting that there is a stunned silence when it is brought up. Hot politacs issues include Cuba, Australia, and Libya.

Related terms: politacal, politacian, politacal, politacally correct.
Person A: God, this is the third time he's talked this long about potential Turkish military tactics against Norway this week.

Person B: Ya rly, he's been obsessed with politacs lately.
by Wite August 11, 2006
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politicious

Normally used to describe low life politicians or people who use politics to get their own way, twist the truth or make themselves seem more important than they are.
Gordon Brown is a right politicious bastard.
by Lucifus October 18, 2008
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