perijstocian politics

Criticism against the government is strictly forbidden.

Calls Azortozha a militaristic dictatorship whilst not grasping the concept of all the freedoms granted in a social democracy, assuming all democracies are hell spawns.
Perijstocia itself bombed the shit out of Azortozha for 20 years straight, could only gain 200 square miles of territory because Azortozha's geography is better for defense than Perijstocia's.
People in villages eat maggots out of pure shit. In the winter, most of the villagers die from starvation.
Plagued by a 210-year-long deficit and economic depression.
The capital city is 1/2 flooded, and the government encourages the mega corporations to put advertisements on abandoned, flooded buildings rather than helping the populace relocate.

Commits ethnic cleansing to push their fucked-up narrative and rhetoric.
Most hypocritical president resides here.
Perijstocian president's claim against these ethnic cleansing allegations is to pretend that these provinces are their own "independent country"

The place where the homeless/poor have to harass the people.
The place where people shit in front of children.
The place where suicide bombings and shootings occur the most in protest of Perijstocia's constant invasions.
bitch: "perijstocian politics are a fucking joke"
by perijstocia December 19, 2024
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aka. P.A.S.P.; When an individual is only sexually attracted to people of the same political identity as they are
Joana is a Democrat who has a politically aligned sexual preference; meaning she is only sexually attracted to people who also identify as being democrats.
by Vanguard 1998 April 03, 2021
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Political extinction event

An event that causes, or has the potential to cause, numerous people, organizations, political parties, and, in some cases, politically ideologies to become less common to the point where they are no longer are discussed and or are active in politics
The presidential election of 2020 was a political extinction event for certain political parties. Some parties that were affected may include Independent Party of Connecticut, American Delta Party, Reform Party of Florida, and Independence Party of New York.
by Vanguard 1998 July 04, 2021
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Political Psychosis

The state in which a person, in light of immense political, polarization, becomes incoherent, unlogical, and stops thinking when arguing their points. Becoming purely angry for the sake of anger and aggression.

Symptoms may include sensitivity to certain subjects, random outbursts, name calling, refusing to acknowledge the other side's argument; and not being able to identify the difference between a calm rebuttal and a whiny reply.
The reporter had clearly fallen into a state of political psychosis after baseless claim after another followed by name calling of opponents, no matter how calm.
by kels412 July 24, 2022
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Defend sexual predators. Go on their podcasts and cry like a bitch because you know they are doing what they are doing.
by Hym Iam January 23, 2025
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Political Fatalism

The belief that one political belief is fact, while simultaneously believing the opposing political party is stupid for believing that their opinion is fact.
Wow my Grandma is really into political fatalism... she doesn’t believe what anyone else says.
by Nixite117 June 08, 2020
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politically Chinese

Term used by Hongkonger/Taiwanese/whomever finds it applicable, to answer the question "Are you Chinese?" or its variants asked by Westerners in hope of preventing unnecessary misunderstandings and ultimately the heat death of the universe.
American : "Hey man nice to meet ya, you Japanese Korean or Chinese?"

Hongkonger : "I am politically Chinese."

American : "Bruh what?"

HongKonger : "Basically I can read, write, and speak Chinese, like Chinese food, enjoy most types of Chinese art, but detest the bullshit dished out by the CCP nowadays to the point I generally don't want to call myself Chinese even though doing so would be politically correct hence the name. However I am pretty certain if I answered that I am a Hongkonger you are going to ask "So are you Chinese or not?" "Can you speak Chinese or not?" anyways, and create a paradox that is going to rip through time and space, accelerating particles to beyond the speed of light and resulting in immediate heat death of the universe."

American : "Bruh what"
by Little pink July 11, 2021
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