8 definitions by Captain_Cancer

Spawn Peek

The most toxic way to play Rainbow Six Siege. This is when you break open a window or door on the map and spawn kill the enemy team before they have a chance to shoot back. This is most commonly seen done by Jäger mains, until the most recent patch where Jäger lost his ACOG scope. Even without the ACOG, many players still spawnpeek and infuriate the enemy team

Attacker #1: What the hell I just died! I didn't even get a chance to run!
Attacker #2: Fuck! Me too! I'm not gonna sit around and play this game if I'm gonna keep getting spawn peeked by Jäger every round!
Jäger main: gg ez get rekt skrubs

by Captain_Cancer September 26, 2017

Cambodia

Where your Nike shoes and IPhone 7s are made

Friend: I wonder where my Jordans were made, hopefully in the US
Me: Most likely in a sweatshop in Cambodia

by Captain_Cancer September 27, 2017

Boba Fett

The most overrated character in the history of film. 12 minutes of screen time and 5 lines makes him a badass apparently. Killed nobody in his appearances in every film he appeared in and went out like a bitch, getting eaten by a tentacle monster.

Me: Who do you think the most badass Star Wars character is?
Friend: Boba Fett
Me: You're joking? Right?

by Captain_Cancer September 26, 2017

Political Correctness

See also cancer. The death of the First Amendment. Almost every word said nowadays is censored by liberal pussies, forcing to be replaced with the "politically correct" version of it. Also proof we are becoming like the people of George Orwell's 1984

How to talk politically correct so you don't trigger liberals:
White: Caucasian
Black: African-American
Mexican: Hispanic
Asian: People of the Orient
Not crippled: Able-bodied
Crippled: Physically challenged
Short: Vertically challenged
Autistic: Mentally challenged
Blind: Visually challenged
Fat: Horizontally challenged
Deaf: Auditorily challenged
Tall: Person of height
Straight: Heterosexual
Gay: Homosexual
Garbage man: Sanitation worker

All this political correctness makes me understand why some think millennials were a screwed generation

by Captain_Cancer September 27, 2017

Noob

The most commonly spoken word on Roblox. Most commonly uttered by 8-11 year olds when a player joins a lobby or gets killed by that certain player

Player 1: Hi, I'm new to the game-
Player 2: sTfU NOOB GET REKT LOL XD 69

by Captain_Cancer September 26, 2017

Feminism

What was once women pushing for equal rights as men, and has now spiraled down into the worst thing to happen to mankind. Feminists now believe that all men are scum, and should be disgraced. They believe in >2 genders as well as the bullshit called political correctness. What was formerly a fair and good movement became out of hand and now the laughingstock of the modern world. The unfortunate part about this is the media is beginning to succumb to the liberal garbage imposed by them. Movies and TV shows have been plagued with this bullshit, and are now no longer casting the actor they think best suits the role, but now casting the actor who isn't a white male. All media has been plagued by feminism and is ruining pop culture, by imposing political correctness on the world. If feminism keeps up the way it's going, by 2040 all men will be locked up in jail.

*in TV screen from recording* Feminist in 1960: Woman deserve equal rights as men! We cannot stand under their shadow!
Feminist in 2017: All men are pigs! They are scum and should be destroyed! There are more than two genders!
Me: Oh how feminism, once a fair argument for women has become the cancer it has today

by Captain_Cancer September 27, 2017

ting

the object that goes skraa and pop pop ka ka ka

Big Shaq: The ting goes skraaaa, pop pop ka ka ka

by Captain_Cancer November 26, 2017