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personal cocksucker

Woman or man who provide dedicated blowjob services to only one man. They are usually on-call. Personal Cocksuckers are usually consensual, but sometime unconsensual.
Example 1: “Dude, my girlfriend loves me so much, I got myself a personal cocksucker!”

Example 2: “Unless you want me telling your girlfriend all about the gay porn collection I found on your computer, you’re gonna be my personal cocksucker from now on.”
by Knows-too-much March 25, 2023
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Personality Tests

Hey, you hear Jordan's personality test gives different results based on whether or not you paid money to take it? You take the free one? Well, maybe you get some kind of average distribution of traits for your gender. Pay the 10.99 to take the test (Like I did)? Well... Maybe you're a psychopath of the school shooter variety. Oh no! Well it's too late for you (because you weren't socialized by age 4) but maybe if you pay the 20.99 for the future authoring program you can fix yourself. Still nothing? Better pack your stuff and go to his Exodus90 re-education program. You'll be whole one day! I can feel it! Just one more purchase and Jordan will make you complete...
Iam "Where did we land on the 'saying names' thing? Do you want me to say the names or not? Cus I saw this on a YouTube video and I don't remember the name."

Hym "We have to says Jordan's name or else it's plagiarism. He loves it! But that's pretty funny about those personality tests though innit? Wonder why they are like that..."
by Hym Iam April 1, 2023
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personal bow-wowndaries

What Chance in "Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey" would have liked da staff at da animal shelter to have respected more when they were removing da porcupine quills from his face.
Chance felt dat his personal bow-wowndaries were being seriously invaded when da animal-care staffmembers were putting their hands all over his face while examining him prior to removing da porcupine quills; he didn't realize, of course, dat they were just trying to help him, and dat said temporarily-invasive actions were necessary prep-work for performing said painful-but-productive surgery.
by QuacksO May 19, 2023
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Personallu

While similar to the word "personally", it is quite different. It alters the state of reality within the sentence structure.
Now me personallu, I would never accept that reality.
by Jay Von Kralzenx May 26, 2023
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Personal Meal Prepper

An Individual who will Cater to your Cooking Preferences and Will Weight your Food out to the Exact Ounce. This Service Allows You to be Out the Kitchen More, and Gives You More Time to do the Things You Love. This Service Specializes in the Mid-day Meal, Making it Convenient and easy to Just Grab a Meal and Heat it Up.
Guy Lefort is a Personal Meal Prepper
by Muscle Morsels June 3, 2023
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Personality

an innuendo to titties, breasts or boobs.
by NMEwoptop April 18, 2023
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Personal Information

Oh? You're going to release all of it? Wonder where he got that idea... Hmm... Good plan. Genius even! You might become a world renowned genius and archetypal figure!
Hym "Yeah, see!? When you're in dire straights I AM THE THING YOU EMULATE. Clearly the strongest living entity. And best. Better than everyone. Literally the greatest. I called dibs on it (if you recall). That's 3 now. Wait 4... Wait, no, 6. Wait... Steven, Mark, Todd, Jordan, Kanye, Andrew... Yep... 6. 6 famous millionaires. Tippy-top of the food chain. I can't figure out a way to sneak 'personal information' in here so... There..."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2023
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