macaroni noodle

An uncircumsized penis.

"Loser, you're just pissed cuz you have to roll back the skin on your macaroni noodle."

by Rypsaw April 30, 2003

wet noodle slap

When a guy wraps noodles around his dick, puts a condom on and fucks the woman till he comes. He then removes the condom, slaps her with the wet noodles and then feeds them to her.

She felt like a snack, so he gave her a wet noodle slap

by Naminggame January 20, 2014

Noodled

To be blessed by the Flying Spaghetti Monster's Noodly Appendage.

Pirates have been noodled by His Noodly Appendage.

by A Pirate June 25, 2012

Fuck Noodle

A noodle, for reasons unknown, that has been stuck up a largely obese woman's vagina and has been cooked at 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit for an unknown interval of time. They likely smell of fish and it is not advised that they be consumed by any living being, unless you're into that sort of thing.

May also apply to a woman who is so loose, her vagina looks more like spaghetti strings.

"Where did my pasta go?" "Probably Celina's vagina over there; she's into fuck noodles."

"Heard you ran away from Diane." "Are you kidding? She's been with so many guys, she's a total fuck noodle!"

by Dr. Cyanide February 24, 2012

Don't go all noodles on me

1. To talk crazy

2. to get all mushy (Mushy as in all sentimental and such.)

Gawd Raimi don't go all noodles on me.

by Necey January 16, 2005

noodles

two men rubbing limp dicks together

Watts and danny were playing noodles last night in their bedroom until it turned into a good ole fashion sword fight

by TearDrop February 7, 2004

noodle

In traffic, to pass cars by using a short stretch of the far right lane, only to merge left before colliding with parked cars, before the end of the lane, etc. So named to reflect the slippery and curvy nature of a prepared noodle.

Marta faked like she was turning right, but just as the light changed, she noodled the beige Camry in order to break free from the pack.

by Conrad Starr June 29, 2007