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Reverse mortgage

When you have crashed and or been mutilated beyond recognition repair or plastic surgery and hospice is your future for the rest of your life that is a reverse mortgage
When you are sliding down an icy Hill on your toboggan with your family watching and are starfish through the air and immediately s*** with into the hardest snow concrete pack thank you can find on the planet break every bone in your body that is a reverse mortgage
by Amuzer the vandal December 17, 2017
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Morte

Morte is an irc addict.
OMG that dude is like 24/7 on irc. He is really a Morte
by tom January 2, 2004
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mortiphylactic

This is a crisis of extreme embarassment. from mortify - to make to feel embarasssed or humiliated an anaphylactic - pertaining to an extreme allergic reaction
"I had one of my mortiphylactics when I had to speak in front of the class."
"Jeez, what you did to me in front of my friends made me go mortiphylactic."
by Leon Le Leu January 6, 2005
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mortgagorium

A temporary reprieve on making mortgage payments, usually after refinancing. Combination of "mortgage" and "moratorium."
Dude, sweet new flat-panel TV! But how are you going to pay your bills?
No sweat, I just got a refi so I have a one-month mortgagorium.
by debren27 August 3, 2010
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Morthodox

A word describing modern orthodox Jews. It is an adjective or a noun.

Pronounced: Moor-tho-dox

Shortened versioned of this word is 'morthy'
She only keeps Kosher..she's become so Morthodox.
by iDefineDatWord October 23, 2011
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Mortalious

Mortalious is the Geordie word for being very drunk, commonly heard as "being mortal".
I can`t remember what i did lastnight because i was blatantly mortalious.
by Tinz100 October 26, 2011
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mortified runner

A super crazy hyperactive dog that runs fast
Dukas runs like a mortified runner
by Omychiz October 21, 2017
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