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monchkala

a word to use, when you want to reply to an extremely long paragraph that someone wrote to annoy them.
monchkala
by Crapoooople November 29, 2010
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Cum Monkey

A individual with simplistic mind and a smooth brain who can only think about the next time he will cum.
Wow, George is such a cum monkey he ditched us to hang with Isabel.
by Money Isn't Real February 9, 2021
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Monserrat

A mamacita with beauty & brains. Many guys will KILL to get with a sexy chick as herself and may girls will kill to be her. (Heck, even nature is attracted to her). She has a smile that is contagious. A Monserrat may be quiet at first, but once you meet one you'll never forget such a sweet, generous person. She is no way shallow and has a huge heart with kind spirit. But if you piss her off, she rip you a new one with her Jeet Kune Do. WARNING: You will talk for hours and hours of great conversation with a Monserrat. (You have been warned).
Girl 1: I have the best friend in the world
Girl 2: She must be a Monserrat

Dude 1: Man, Jimmy is lucky to be with Monserrat
Dude 2: I want to hit that from the back!
by CaptainEos9412 August 18, 2013
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outbreak monkey

Person who goes to school or work even though he or she is sick. This person spreads germs and eventually makes everyone else in the class or office sick.
"Did you know Janice is here even though she has a fever of 103? Don't get too close to the outbreak monkey!"

"Stay home when you're sick. No one likes an outbreak monkey."
by Jaundiced Eye September 6, 2007
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Briggsy monger

An artist who sells his wares in markets in the manner of an East End costermonger. He sets up his stall at dawn and adopts a cockney accent. His sad attempt to fit in with the common people is often seen through and he then becomes the victim of a thorough beating.
Look at that little cunt with the paintings!

Yeah, he's a Briggsy monger for sure. Let's pummel the little fucker.
by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 22, 2006
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Monkeypox

Basically if COVID-19 and AIDS had a gay love child it's the Monkeypox virus.
1. Jimmy: "Omg Ron, I just tested positive for COVID-19, I have to quarantine for 2 weeks."
2. Ron: "You may have to quarantine longer than that Jimmy because I just found out that I have Monkeypox."
by wugugugug May 23, 2022
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cheater, cheater monkey beater

This is a comical way to mock someone masturbating.
Ben Dover's brother peeked into the bathroom and chanted "cheater, cheater monkey beater!"
by I, Wreckerrr January 2, 2017
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