a kevin

a person who is dirty, smells of BO, or never takes a shower. a follower, a jocker, a person with no friends.
a lame person in general

damn, your dogs a kevin!

by sam hepworth and madison (goober) June 21, 2008

Kevin's

A new std that makes you change your sexuality

Bro I want it in the ass Now!!! I think he has Kevin's

by Prime day May 2, 2017

kevin

nigga got a small ass fucking dick

Kevin got a little dick I aint feel that shit in my pussy.

by fkchents&sabine November 18, 2016

kevin

to blow it; the inability to complete a task; someone who cannot be taken seriously; inappropriately refers to themselves in third person

Freaking Kevin!
You really Kevin'ed that.

by notcivin September 26, 2017

kevin

A guy that sucks dick and eats ass holes. The man of the gay party. uses strap ons. But not a bad guy to hang with.

oh man kevins here hes amazing!

by the ass man no homo February 8, 2017

kevin

a mega faggot

person 1there goes kevin
person 2 he a megafaggot

by SaltyfaunYT November 20, 2018

kevin

a rather annoying person that breaths on you and sits very close to you, sometimes will touch you for no reason and will send you 3 small texts intead of a normal one. but he is still somehow a friend.

I had a kevin over the summer, he kept me on edge.

by Cclassmate May 29, 2013