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Jonie

One who loves cha-chi.
Jonie loves cha-chi! My name is ben stiller and I like it in the bum!
by AgentSythe March 18, 2005
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Keeping up with the Jolies

Getting pregnant simply to keep up with the times as defined by stars like Angelina Jolie et. al.
"Well, Erica, you should get pregnant too - ya know, just keeping up with the Jolies."
by tea lover August 26, 2008
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dirty jose

The Dirty Jose is a traditional love making skill from a small town outside of Guadalupe, Mexico. After bringing his swollen member to climax in the buttocks of his partner, the man proceeds remove the cum and fecal mixture and put in in his partner's belly button. He then makes sweet, slow love to his partner's belly button with his right index finger (using your left finger is considered inappropriate and is highly frowned upon in most circles).
I find that wearing a low-ride thong makes it much easier for my BF to dirty jose me after he humps my anus.
by Owena Anderjohnson March 14, 2007
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Jodie

A synonym for the word Cunt
see that vauxhall corsa only a Jodie would drive that!
by bb1032 June 8, 2010
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Jose Gomez

You see jose gomez that fuckboy
by 35fgch March 4, 2015
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San Jose Sharks

A professional hockey team based in San Jose, California - the pride of hockey fans located in the Bay Area. They are part of the Pacific Division within the Western Conference.

While incredibly skilled up front, relatively large on the blue line and more than capable of competing in the NHL, half the team still feels the need to dive all over the ice in most every game they play, varying by the game's degree of importance. Devin Setoguchi and Joe Pavelski are the team's worst offenders in this regard.

While they have tended to dominate the Western Conference in the regular season for the past 5+ years, they succumb to an undeniably consistent tendency to choke in the Playoffs year after year.
420marleaurider420 - "YEAH!!! SAN JOSE SHARKS ARE IN THE WCF AGAIN! WHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sane, logical Sharks fan - "Can't wait to watch them choke again. Wonder how much they won't change the roster this offseason so they can go do it again next year."
by Go Sharks? June 2, 2011
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jose garcia

A kid that is bad at trickshotting. He is also in a shity clan called CyRo Sniping.
That Jose Garcia is bad at sniping.
by SomeoneInCyRo April 20, 2014
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