Skip to main content

idiot light 

a light used to announce a malfunction in a system, especially in a automobile
That idiot light goes on over the smallest things.
Related Words

idiot pilot

a very good band of two people (Michael Harris and Daniel Anderson) who did happen to get lucky but make really freakin awesome music.
The singer of Idiot Pilot, Michael Harris, acts gaylike but apperently he is is very straight (and cute!) (^o^)
idiot pilot by .::YOTSUBOX::. September 30, 2005

idiot stick 

A toy, made of a wooden tube with a dowel rod attached to a bullet-shaped cone. The dowel has a notch near the free end so that when it is inserted into the wooden tube, the notch is supposed to hook over a rubber band passed through the tube near the far end from the opening. It is called an "Idiot stick" because the dowel is not long enough to hook the rubber band so that when it is pulled out it will snap back into the tube when released. The operator must squeeze the bullet end and thereby propel the dowel back with the illusion it is being done by the rubber band. The "victim" will try for a long time to hook the rubber band, therefore looking like an idiot--especially when it is finally explained to him!
Search for "idiot stick" and you will find pictures of them for sale under Americana or folk crafts.
idiot stick by Doc Conner January 3, 2009

idiot shivers 

A full body shiver that occurs immediately after doing something really stupid that should result in serious injury or death, but without any negative consequences. Often occurs while driving.
After running the red light and nearly getting t-boned by a semi, I immediately started having idiot shivers.
idiot shivers by Foole May 21, 2006

Idiot College

Idiot: "I wanna apply fo a job"
Potential Employer: "Which college did you attend?"
Idiot: "UGA, go dawgs arf arf arf arf"
...
Potential Employer: "We don't accept people from an idiot college"
Idiot College by ramblin wreck February 8, 2009

idiot stick 

The most menial labor available, involving a stick with bristles at one end, and an idiot at the other. See broom.
"He pushed an idiotstick all day for minimum wage."
idiot stick by endo August 24, 2004