A criminal defense lawyer that specializes in sex crimes. Popularized by the TV show Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
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person B: "yeah Bobby already reached out out to him to offer his legal services"
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person B: "yeah Bobby already reached out out to him to offer his legal services"
person A: "what a hump hustler"
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3 munchkins (small children or very short people will do)
1 female
a pound of hersheys chocolate (no nuts)
1. 2 munchkins lather themselves in melted chocolate
2. the choco munchkins jump on the female and start pleasuring her
3. the other munchkin melts more chocolate in the microwave
4. while the choco munchkins hump the female the 3rd pours chocolate all over them.
5. they all have sex in a puddle of melted chocolate
3 munchkins (small children or very short people will do)
1 female
a pound of hersheys chocolate (no nuts)
1. 2 munchkins lather themselves in melted chocolate
2. the choco munchkins jump on the female and start pleasuring her
3. the other munchkin melts more chocolate in the microwave
4. while the choco munchkins hump the female the 3rd pours chocolate all over them.
5. they all have sex in a puddle of melted chocolate
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