Humpadelic 

Whether he or she is humpable!

OHHH MYYYYY GAWDDDD RHIANNONNNN.... that dude over there is soooo HUMPADELIC!

Humpadelic by FUCK YOU BITCH MWHAHAHHAHA April 21, 2006

finger humping 

when a female pleasures herself by inserting her finger into her vagina.

Elise can't come to the phone, she is busy finger humping in the shower

finger humping by timmy leary August 28, 2008

sleep humping 

The act of grinding (with or without insertion) on your sleep partner subconsiously, while in a state of unawareness. The occurance can be recalled only vaguely, much like a dream might be. This phenomenon usually occurs when one or both parties goes to sleep horny.

I didn't plan on having sex with Lance that night, but I found myself sleep humping him at about 2 in the morning. Oops.

sleep humping by Carly Bizzle November 11, 2007

bible humper 

someone who worships the bible and is so into it that they dry hump it late at night tryin to get off listenin to steve winwood

Alter boy:man i feel really weird around paster fuzz i think he might molest me.
Alter boy 2:dont worry hes a bible humper.
alter boy 1: ok thank god

bible humper by definemyass September 30, 2005

Beaver Humping Moose Jockey 

A Canadian

Canadian fellow

"Whats this all aboot eh?"

American dude

"Rawr! A Beaver humping moose jockey! I mean Canadians!"

Dear Canada,

You can have Avril Lavigne and Celine Dion back. Please.

Your friends,

America

Beaver Humping Moose Jockey by MOooseMunch March 3, 2010

humpsterbate 

the act of keeping your hand stationed in a still circular pose around your cock while he thrusts his hips forward, providing the same hip motion as sexual intercourse.

Rod The Bod found he ejaculated quicker whilst humpsterbating

humpsterbate by ryan December 1, 2004

my humps 

The worst fucking song in the world,Has the most annoying lyrics as well. Death should come to this fucking song and any who like it.

my humps, my humps, my hu-*shoots everyone* Retard wana be fucktards

my humps by Alex Dorion December 18, 2005