The act of wearing a telephone headset prior to going to talk to someone who is either a bore or take much more time than needed. When you tire of the conversation you act like you are answering your phone and walk away. Very useful when the use of the kaygina shuffle is difficult.
I have to go talk to Bill, I am wearing my headset so I can make a quick exit by using a headset fake and pretending to answer a phone call
by Ral_phie June 09, 2010
by mxoon March 15, 2019
They always reject you.
They change their behavior in 2 seconds.
They're never happy for you.
They're always jealous of you.
They insult you and then,they say "it's just a joke.
They make you cry.
They never defend you.
They don't text you back.
They act different with you want they're around other friends.
You cant tell them your problems.
They don't laugh at your jokes or they fake laugh.
They just text you when they need something.
They always talk about them.
And more...
In conclusion,I have fake friends.
They change their behavior in 2 seconds.
They're never happy for you.
They're always jealous of you.
They insult you and then,they say "it's just a joke.
They make you cry.
They never defend you.
They don't text you back.
They act different with you want they're around other friends.
You cant tell them your problems.
They don't laugh at your jokes or they fake laugh.
They just text you when they need something.
They always talk about them.
And more...
In conclusion,I have fake friends.
Fake Friend:Hey!I know we havent talk for a while but I need-
Me:You always need things from me! I only have fake friends.
Me:You always need things from me! I only have fake friends.
by that one bitch_ June 12, 2020
A person who uses you for things (Fame, Money, ETC.). Not loyal, treats you (or your friends) poorly. A worthless piece of garbage that you should throw away.
by CiniFoxi May 23, 2019
by koma-koma September 03, 2018
Inaccurate definition of terms previously accurately defined in Urban Dictionary that are used for deceptive purposes.
The most recently stated definition of {boofed or Devil's triangle are examples of a fake definition as well as perjury when defined that way under oath.
by GEK October 02, 2018
A attention seeking individuals who use metal health as clout. Usually has a middle part haircut and likes posting mirror pics and sad Bart Simpson edits on instagram with XXXTENTACION music in the background. Age range is from 13-20 usually.
Alex is Fake Depressed
Yeah He Really Is
Have you seen his Instagram posts?
Yeah, the Bart Simpson one right?
Yeah He Really Is
Have you seen his Instagram posts?
Yeah, the Bart Simpson one right?
by Alex Big Ben Jr April 27, 2021