e-mail

A word most people in Canada consider believe to be a private as their home telephone number. most people take e-mail too seriously, even to just say hello, they get real paranoid of over message from (their) best friends.

person 1) Hey, you are my best friend, can I write you sometime?
person 2) no you can not.
person 1) how come? because i am too busy and i don't want you to write me and my e-mail is also private.
person 1) okay. we never talk on the phone either, do we?
person 2) nope. i just explained to you why that is. the same thing about e-mail as goes the telephone
person 1) i thought we were friends. although i would never call you up anyway.
person 2) sorry.
pesron 1) yeah, i'm sorry too (that you are lame and really paranoid). it's just e-mail. who the fuck cares!
person 1) i do. i am paranoid, just like you said.
pesron 2) damn straight. guess we are not friends anymore if we can't write each other.
person 1) yup. you are right. now get out of my face.
person 2) wow you a real jerk.
pesron 1) go away. my e-mail is none of your business. don't write me!!! e-mail is used for xxx porn only. i don't want e-mails from my friends or even you!

by s_N_double_O_P June 13, 2005

eamils

A misspelling of emails. Usually caused by typing too fast.

I received new eamils earlier today.

by DTNS February 19, 2009

Emale

Emale is a happy Parsons he is a football person and loves people they have one eye set to sessed in life and or very cute the don’t cheat on girls and they or tall people there shy and sensitive people they love dogs and like to move fast they or funny and most of the time kind they or jealous and love baby’s they love haveing 💶Money

Emale is cool 😎

by 💡💵 November 26, 2018

Emilia/Amelia

Likes putting her legs on people. Socially awkward. Gets in bad moods really easily. Emotionless.

Why is Emilia/Amelia so dead inside?

by Emlo June 23, 2019

sacrificial e-mail account

An email account, other than a person’s primary e-mail, that a person creates for posting controversial information so then employers, or anyone else, don’t find out about the stuff they post online

Person 1: dude why tf would you post that? You do know that employers trace that shit
Person 2: don’t worry I used my sacrificial e-mail account
Person 1: oh thank god

by Dubiks May 31, 2019

pre-emailasculation

The act of mixing multiple threads of conversation into an email discussion. Thereby causing sensitive information to be sent to an invalid party. Note: this is typically considered a fo-pa on the part of the original thread mixer. Exception: When the 2 threads are not related then the fo-pa is credited to the original violator. Responding to the original thread correctly is hereby the responsibilty of the respondee.

john caused emailasculation when he decided to have two converstaions at once but Wayne committed pre-emailasculation when he responded.

by Webster April 4, 2003

Emilia

Emilia is very attractive, she always has guys on her leash and most of her friends are guys. They will do anything to get with her and sometimes they do a little bit too much. She has a amazing bod and she’s super thicc.

Guy: “Yo did you see Emilia today?”
Guy #2: “Yeah man she looked soooo hot.”

by celeryisdisgusting March 16, 2020