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dooku

A woman's breast. Particulary appropriate for large, well formed, nubile or otherwise desireable boob.
Damn, look at the fine dookus on that girl!

Some guys like 'em perky, but I love a woman with big dookus.

Grandma's dookus look like flapjacks.
by darcfiber September 7, 2006
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Dookster

1. When something sucks super badly, used in a manner very similar to bullshit.

2. Used to refer to somebody that is as bad or worse than a pile of shit (dookie). Ideally the dookster should be referred to as such when he or she is present but should never find out that he or she is in fact the dookster. Bonus points if the dookster starts making jokes about "the dookster," not realizing that he or she is the dookster his or herself. If the dookster ever finds out that he or she is the dookster, sever all ties with the dookster immediately and never talk to the dookster again.

When joking about the dookster, it's proper to mention how the dookster does typical dookster things (most often making a dookie) and t make "the dookster" gesture, which looks like two thumbs up held close together and waved up and down in opposite directions.
1. Person A: I got an F on my science test!
Person B: Aww man, that's dookster!

2. Person A: I super fucking hate Ron.
Person B: Yeah, Ron sucks ballsack.
-Ron/The Dookster enters.-
Person A: Something smells like shit.
Person B (making the dookster gesture): It's probably the dookster, makin' a dookie!
Ron/The Dookster: Haha yeah guys, that dookster smells like shit...
Person A: Yeah, right.
Person B: The dookster is such a fucking retard.
Ron/The Dookster: Yeah he is!
Person A: You know it.
by lovesmesumcake December 9, 2008
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pooker dooker

A term of endearment for a female dog, usually said in a sugary sweet voice for best effect.
Last night, Kurian was cold, so him and his pooker dooker curled up under the covers.
by Devious Honey Mark Rock September 6, 2005
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Dookie Stick

Hair style ; a person with kinky or very ridged hair wearing a braided pony tail low on the head wich sticks straight out ; usually dark hair, but any color qualifies.
1 : Heather didn't have time to flat iron her hair so she braided up her dookie stick and rolled out.

2 : " I was sitting behind Shanice and her dookie stick poked my eye."
by slovaknasty October 12, 2009
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Dirty Dooky Douche

A douche that has been used to clean out a womens ass after a man has finished giving her anal
April sure used that dirty dooky douche a lot.
by Anonymous July 26, 2003
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Ookie Dookie

A slang phrase made by two men in Fort Collins, Colorado, Matt Blake and Matt Grunau, specifically to make fun of stupid, nonsensical sounding street slang such as "Bling Bling" or "Shizzle Nizzle". Commonly coupled with the expletive "Motherf***er" to give the word "street-cred".
I was all up in hizzle sheezy and was like "Ookie Dookie, motherf***er!" and he started stepping.
by matt June 29, 2004
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dooka dooka

like saying "I told you so"
guy1:2+2=22
guy2:no 2+2=4
guy1:oh I get it
guy1:dooka dooka
by thebestguyonearth December 5, 2003
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