cryfest 

a social gathering in which one watches movies. typically including but not limited to hairspray, insidious, and mamma mia 2. also where one eats corn dogs, listens to the star spangled banner why whitney houston, and cries on the kitchen floor.

bro today was so awful. i need a cryfest.

cryfest by notsarah September 18, 2019

Crysturbating 

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

Crysturbating by Edo8! February 19, 2009

crypdick

A coalescence of 'cryptic' and 'dick'

Cryp- mixed messages;lies
Dick- Thinks with his-;Is a-

A crypdick may also be one or any number of the following: playa,gimp,wannabe,manwhore,waste of perfectly good space

Get rid.

"That crypdick ain't worth your time"

crypdick by Joasia April 15, 2007

crylaughterbate 

A form of masturbation that involves tears, laughter, and self-pity.
A form of self manipulation in which the person is so sad that he uses his own tears as lubrication but while in the act realizes how sad yet funny his predicament is and he begins to laugh at himself.

Billy had a girl he liked stolen from him and the only way he could relive his feelings was to crylaughterbate.

crylaughterbate by CJ_de_wiz September 1, 2007

Cryptochronica 

An extremely strong strain of cannabis, which is know for causing negative mental side effects for some time after consumption. However it is known as some extremely good 'shit'.

'Dude that cryptochronica had me talking to myself at work the other day'

'yeah man twas pranging me out aswell'

Cryptochronica by fatsac101 June 29, 2009

crystal gripper 

brain washed hippies who believe different types of crystals, usually high in cost, can fix different problems in life.

see also; coping mechanism

I spent $100 on a rock today so I can post blurry photos on Instagram to show how much of a crystal gripper I am.

crystal gripper by Rev. Kins March 7, 2014

Crystal pepsi Fingers 

When ya home bois fingers litterally wreaks the smell of ass, and ya dumb enough to think they smell like crystal Pepsi, so ass boy says he dips his motha fuckin fingers in crystal pepsi.

CRYSTAL PEPSI FINGERSSSSS

Crystal pepsi Fingers by ilikeducks April 14, 2020