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colonel

Kentucky Fried Chicken or KFC fast food joint; after its deceased mascot, Col. Harlan Sanders
by Cornholio October 30, 2003
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swollen colon

When your asshole is inflamed, torn, & bleeding profusely due to many rigorous anal fucks by multitudes of men.
That bitch sure does have a swollen colon, after all she just got clusterfucked by a dozen dudes.
by sikwill October 20, 2005
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Colonel By S.S.

A hidden country club off the aviation parkway conviniantly placed so that its students have no where to go while skipping classes or lunch hour. Not that anyone actually tries to skip classes because of acedemically driven pressure. The typical Colonel By student wears Aeropostale but mostly American Eagle up until the end of their freshman year when they realize that its not actually cool. The male population will continue to dress axactly the same even after this revelation until the end of highschool, but the female population will make the dramatic switch over to American Appareal.

Prom at Colonel By S.S. is a big deal for most acedemic students because after highschool most of them will become a real wife of Atlanta or in other cases an olympic rower, wrestler or rugby athlete. However for those in the IB program plan to spend the next nine years of their lives persuing post-secondary education so they will attend prom dispite their inability to feel comfortable in dressing robes.

People attending Colonel By S.S. don't really care what people think of them. They'll do dip more than any other istitution. And they'll brag about it too.
At a party*

Sally: so what school do you go to?

Fred: ST MATTS!! What about you?

Sally: I got to Colonel By S.S.

Fred: Oh, thats cool.

*conversation ends, sally remoulds with clique*
by cynical-sally August 25, 2010
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Colon Blow

The act in after anal intercourse one affixes the lips of the mouth to the anus and proceeds to blow as if inflating a balloon.
Jay just gave Mary a Colon Blow
by Raven2099 May 18, 2008
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Colon Pipe

A small metalic pipe used in the cleansing of the colon. Also doubles as a whistle. The usage of the colon pipe in an msn conversation will produce a straight mouthed face.
John - "Hey Billy, I just got a new colon pipe!"

Billy - ":|"
by Rizz and Jizz July 12, 2006
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colonel by s.s.

Colonel By S.S (aka CB) is a rather famous high-school, known for being the only school in the OCDSB to offer the vigorous IB programme. Thus it is also very well-known for its "very high" academic standards. What is not common knowledge though, is the fact that an alarmingly great portion of the IB student body are in reality, rather weak in mathematics, english, etc. Additionally, it is very true that CB loses in every single sport EXCEPT senior girls' volleyball. However, they do have a very cool and unique media course named "CougarVision", where the grade 12 students taking the course are responsible for the announcements via a news channel format.

Additional info:
Colonel By S.S was named after Lieutenant-Colonel John By; he has founded Bytown and supervised the construction of the Rideau Canal.
Mike: "Yo Logan, Lisgar Collegiate Institute is such a weird school."
Logan: "Yeah, but it's so much better than Colonel By S.S."
Mike: "Ok, yeah, that's true..."
by Deee Seee March 7, 2017
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Colon Cleanse

The Colon Cleanse is a complex sexual act that begins by inserting Mentos into your partners anus, convincing them that the candies are in fact anal beads. Once five or six mentos have been inserted, the male partner squeezes a bottle of Diet Coke into the female's rectum and plugs her butt with his erect penis. As the reaction between the coke and Mentos commences, the male partner must concentrate on holding his position for maximum explosion, and finally removing his penis from the woman's anus, releasing a whirlwind of Coke-Mentos-Feces-Ejaculate Fluid blend that effectively "cleanses" the colon.
MIKEY: My girlfriends flatulence have smelled quite fresh ever since we performed the Colon Cleanse last night.

JOSTON: Dude, I hope you put some plastic sheets down or something.
by jda-grava.1 February 4, 2010
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