irish blanket

When one is kept warm solely due to drunkenness, it is said that they are wearing an Irish Blanket.

"God it's so fucking cold"

"I dunno man, I feel fine"

"Yeah dude, that's cause you're so drunk you're wearing an Irish Blanket"

by GStrike February 17, 2014

blaked

to banned.never come back.

wat the fuck pussy nigga blaked me

by brendan rogers February 8, 2008

Blankexpress

Blankexpress is the Term when a man masterbates too much and he starts firing Blanks.

Stuart: man i wanked so much i have a Blankexpress

by MRbigpp May 4, 2009

blanket bugs

The act of being under a blanked, and suddenly your body hair awkwardly shifts, causing the feeling of bugs on your skin.

"When I crawled into bed, the blanket bugs were ridiculous"

by JTK1919 October 8, 2009

Blanket Pack

A person who was hefty but has lost a lot of weight and has a 6 pack, however the excess skin hides it from public thus having to pull the blanket*(skin) down to see the goods.

Remember when i was 205lb's now im 160 and got a blanket pack.

by kross62 April 12, 2010

Blanket People

Native American Indians

John knew he was near the Indian reservation, when he saw how many blanket people were in the store that he stopped at.

by runtothewell June 5, 2010

Blanketing

A strategy implemented when one breaks up with their significant other. Involves alot of talking to/befriending potential people who may want to be with their ex in order to put guilty thoughts in their head if they ever try, and ultimately stop them trying.

John: "Man, are you going to sleep with Steph or what? She's broken up with Mike!"

Dave: "Nah man, haven't you realised Mikes been blanketing? I'd feel bad if i did it now"

by samworthington May 23, 2010